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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

52bright Mon 17-Nov-25 17:51:47

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.
Very fond of me

GoldenLady Tue 18-Nov-25 00:20:27

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.
Very fond of me
But he says that he melts in the rain

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true

GoldenLady Tue 18-Nov-25 16:17:04

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true
If he starts to ooze, what to do?

MollyNew Tue 18-Nov-25 17:57:27

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true
If he starts to ooze, what to do?
I'll mop up the puddle

52bright Tue 18-Nov-25 22:24:19

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true
If he starts to ooze, what to do?
I'll mop up the puddle
Get in a muddle

pably15 Wed 19-Nov-25 20:19:31

Which is a bit awkward 'tis true
if he starts to ooze, what to do?
I'll mop up the puddle
Get in a muddle
Then count to a hundred and two

Then off for a drive I will go

52bright Thu 20-Nov-25 00:34:17

Then off for a drive I will go
On country roads both high and low

Magenta8 Thu 20-Nov-25 14:52:48

Then off for a drive I will go
On country roads high and low
'Til I reach a town

52bright Thu 20-Nov-25 19:36:46

Then off for a drive I will go
On country roads high and low
Till I reach a town
with pub called The Crown

MollyNew Thu 20-Nov-25 22:15:51

Then off for a drive I will go
On country roads high and low
Til I reach a town
With a pub called The Crown
Where the local beers all freely flow

I need to buy new Winter boots

pably15 Fri 21-Nov-25 10:05:10

I need to buy new Winter boots
What colour ? I don't give two hoots

GoldenLady Fri 21-Nov-25 15:27:01

I need to buy new Winter boots
What colour ? I don't give two hoots
They must keep my feet dry

52bright Fri 21-Nov-25 16:09:40

I need to buy new winter boots
What colour? I don't give tow hoots
They must keep my feet dry
Or else I will sigh

henetha Sat 22-Nov-25 11:38:33

I need to buy new winter boots
What colour? I don't give two hoots
They must keep my feet dry
Or else I will sigh
And shriek like a couple of coots.

The ducks on the pond are all cold

Crocus5 Sat 22-Nov-25 15:00:46

The ducks on the pond are all cold
The must really try to be bold

52bright Sat 22-Nov-25 20:32:55

The ducks on the pond are old cold
They must really try to be bold
Make sheltered new nests

BrightandBreezy Sun 23-Nov-25 23:58:10

The ducks on the pond are all cold
They must really try to be bold
Make sheltered new nests
Keep out all the pests

GoldenLady Mon 24-Nov-25 16:46:13

The ducks on the pond are all cold
They must really try to be bold
Make sheltered new nests
Keep out all the pests
They're quite good at that, I am told

A farmer named Ernie once found

MollyNew Mon 24-Nov-25 17:31:31

A farmer named Ernie once found
A pumpkin, enormous and round

GoldenLady Tue 25-Nov-25 15:09:15

A farmer named Ernie once found
A pumpkin, enormous and round
Orange and scary

pably15 Tue 25-Nov-25 15:12:09

A farmer named Ernie once found
A pumpkin enomous and round
Orange and scary
Of that I'd be wary

65KL Tue 25-Nov-25 17:24:25

A farmer named Ernie once found
A pumpkin enormous and round
Orange and scary
Of that I'd be wary
It must of been three hundred pound

Watch out it's about to explode

henetha Wed 26-Nov-25 12:31:32

Watch out it's about to explode
Run for the hills, I've been told,

crazyH Wed 26-Nov-25 13:36:25

Watch out it's about to explode
Run for the hills, I've been told,
I wrapped up quite warm

pably15 Wed 26-Nov-25 15:48:54

Watch out it's about to explode
Run for the hills, I've been told
I wrapped up quite warm
Incase there's a storm