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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

GoldenLady Tue 20-Jan-26 15:05:38

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup

52bright Tue 20-Jan-26 17:55:58

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup
While trying to source skating rinks

The kids thought that was a great plan

crazyH Tue 20-Jan-26 22:18:39

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan

52bright Tue 20-Jan-26 22:50:40

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice

GoldenLady Wed 21-Jan-26 15:45:29

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice

pably15 Wed 21-Jan-26 15:53:05

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice
Now he's not the number one man

So we all settled down for the night

52bright Thu 22-Jan-26 19:27:47

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright

GoldenLady Thu 22-Jan-26 21:38:55

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks

52bright Thu 22-Jan-26 22:36:28

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks

MollyNew Fri 23-Jan-26 12:54:39

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks
And vampires, a real scary sight

We were so scared we couldn't sleep

labazs Fri 23-Jan-26 14:20:20

we were so scared we couldn't sleep
making no noise not a peep

GoldenLady Fri 23-Jan-26 15:23:01

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
The neighbors will stare

52bright Sat 24-Jan-26 13:26:18

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight

MollyNew Sat 24-Jan-26 16:49:57

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright

GoldenLady Tue 27-Jan-26 15:46:56

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright
That we no longer needed to creep.

The scary tales now have all vanished

pably15 Tue 27-Jan-26 19:35:02

The scary tales now have all vanished,
And all of the spooks have been banished

52bright Tue 27-Jan-26 21:34:37

The scary tales now have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished#
Can rest in my bed

MollyNew Tue 27-Jan-26 22:21:05

The scary tales have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead

52bright Tue 27-Jan-26 23:18:26

The scary tales have all vanished
And al the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead
While eating chocs coz I'm famished

I always was far too greedy

BrightandBreezy Thu 29-Jan-26 22:10:25

I always was far too greedy
For chocolate I was needy

Nannyflea Thu 29-Jan-26 22:27:54

So I took out me teeth, gave me tum some relief

Nannyflea Thu 29-Jan-26 22:31:01

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief

GoldenLady Sat 31-Jan-26 14:55:40

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief My "Enter" key's broken, indeedy

The temperature's 8 fahrenheit

crazyH Sat 31-Jan-26 15:19:43

The temperature’s 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night

BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Feb-26 00:39:00

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold