LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup

We all went inside for hot drinks
And tapped steaming mugs with loud clinks
With the heating turned up
We started to sup
While trying to source skating rinks

The kids thought that was a great plan

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice

The kids thought that was a great plan
They wanted to ask cousin Dan
A star on the ice
But he gave bad advice
Now he's not the number one man

So we all settled down for the night

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks

So we all settled down for the night
Told stories which gave us a fright
Ghosts and goblins and spooks
In their secret nooks
And vampires, a real scary sight

We were so scared we couldn't sleep

we were so scared we couldn't sleep
making no noise not a peep

That sure sounds a romantic date
With someone who is just a ‘mate’
The neighbors will stare

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright

We were so scared we couldn't sleep
Making no noise not a peep
Stayed still 'till daylight
The sun was so bright
That we no longer needed to creep.

The scary tales now have all vanished

The scary tales now have all vanished,
And all of the spooks have been banished

The scary tales now have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished#
Can rest in my bed

The scary tales have all vanished
And all the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead

The scary tales have all vanished
And al the spooks have been banished
Can rest in my bed
Watch a Rom Com instead
While eating chocs coz I'm famished

I always was far too greedy

I always was far too greedy
For chocolate I was needy

So I took out me teeth, gave me tum some relief

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief

I always was far too greedy For chocolate I was needy. So I took out me teeth. Gave me tum some relief My "Enter" key's broken, indeedy

The temperature's 8 fahrenheit

The temperature’s 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold