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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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crazyH Sun 01-Feb-26 01:42:50

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold
Because I’m quite old

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GoldenLady Sun 01-Feb-26 16:04:29

The temperature's 8 Fahrenheit
There is not a soul down at night
I'm feeling the cold
Because I’m quite old
I long for the sun, warm and bright

It will be here, come April or May

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Nannyflea Sun 01-Feb-26 16:47:00

It will be here come April or may. A soaking wet bank holiday

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52bright Sun 01-Feb-26 17:41:21

It will be here come April or May
A soaking wet bank holiday
Best just go to Spain

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BrightandBreezy Sun 01-Feb-26 23:54:09

It will be here come April or May
A soaking wet bank holiday
Best just go to Spain
Where there is less rain

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pably15 Mon 02-Feb-26 17:21:49

It will be here come April or May
A soaking wet bank holiday
Best just go to Spain
Where there is less rain
And lie in the sun everyday

I might just go for a week

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MollyNew Mon 02-Feb-26 19:29:29

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek

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Magenta8 Tue 03-Feb-26 18:29:02

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan

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GoldenLady Wed 04-Feb-26 14:56:29

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan
Will return with a man

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Magenta8 Thu 05-Feb-26 09:45:16

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan
Will return with a man
A hunk, not just some weedy geek

I'll cook him nice meals every day

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pably15 Thu 05-Feb-26 09:46:57

I might just go for a week
A quick sunshine break's what I seek
I'll soon get a tan
Will return with a man
And won't have my sorrows to seek

He'll sit and watch telly all day

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52bright Thu 05-Feb-26 14:05:46

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay

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GoldenLady Thu 05-Feb-26 15:37:07

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay
Wait! How retro that sounds!

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52bright Thu 05-Feb-26 22:48:09

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay
Wait! How retro that sounds!
You're right! We'll buy rounds.

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Magenta8 Fri 06-Feb-26 10:16:34

I'll cook him nice meals every day
But he'll take me out and he'll pay
Wait! How retro that sounds
You're right! We'll buy rounds
And drink all our sorrows away

I really am fed up with life

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GoldenLady Fri 06-Feb-26 15:46:01

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife

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GoldenLady Sat 07-Feb-26 14:43:31

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife
But I must somehow hope

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52bright Tue 10-Feb-26 14:08:18

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife
But I must somehow hope
That I can just hope

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pably15 Tue 10-Feb-26 16:00:20

I really am fed up with life
With all of its turmoil and strife
But I must somehow hope
That I can just cope
And not be an unhappy wife

The children have all left home

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GoldenLady Tue 10-Feb-26 16:11:11

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam

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crazyH Tue 10-Feb-26 16:19:58

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam
Though we both miss them

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Magenta8 Wed 11-Feb-26 11:11:50

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam
Though we both miss them
It's not a problem

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MollyNew Fri 13-Feb-26 13:44:54

The children have all left home
Round the world they wanted to roam
Though we both miss them
It's not a problem
We don't have empty nest syndrome

Our kids have all travelled around

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GoldenLady Fri 13-Feb-26 15:57:10

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found

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crazyH Fri 13-Feb-26 16:08:56

Our kids have all travelled around
Some wonderful places they've found
But sad as it seems

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