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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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52bright Wed 20-May-26 01:34:16

They take turns to bring tea in bed
And she always makes sure he's well fed
I'd want more than that

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hollysteers Wed 20-May-26 12:52:51

They take turns to bring tea in bed
And she always makes sure he’s well fed
I’d want more than that
I don’t want a prat

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Crocus5 Sun 24-May-26 15:31:35

They take turns to bring tea in bed
She always makes sure he’s well fed
I’d want more than that
I don’t want a prat
Someone who’s wealthy and well-read

There was a young lady called Jane

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Magenta8 Sun 24-May-26 15:50:15

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain

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hollysteers Sun 24-May-26 20:14:02

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend

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Salti Mon 25-May-26 01:06:39

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend
She started a trend

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henetha Mon 25-May-26 11:42:47

There was a young lady called Jane
And she was incredibly vain
Not much of a friend
She started a trend
Which caught on and became a pain.

But it's made her a millionaire

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hollysteers Mon 25-May-26 13:12:07

But it’s made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can’t bear

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Magenta8 Mon 25-May-26 13:29:18

But it's made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can't bear
She's dropped all her friends

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65KL Wed 27-May-26 20:21:15

But it's made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can't bear
She's dropped all her friends
Happy ? She pretends

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hollysteers Wed 27-May-26 20:32:42

But it’s made her a millionaire
And also a soul I can’t bear
She’s dropped all her friends
Happy? She pretends
As long as she’s gone I don’t care.

I’ve not yet renounced all the world

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MollyNew Fri 29-May-26 14:48:09

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled

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Magenta8 Fri 29-May-26 14:55:35

I've not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear make-up too

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hollysteers Tue 02-Jun-26 19:52:44

I’ve not yet renounced all the world
My hair is professionally curled
I wear makeup too
My eyeshadow’s blue

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