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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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hollysteers Mon 15-Jun-26 08:49:23

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor
The turn had been poor

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Jun-26 13:52:04

I watch the dancing, not soccer
But the last one I watched was a shocker
They fell to the floor
The turn had been poor
And then they all went to the locker

Watching news broadcasts is boring

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Magenta8 Mon 15-Jun-26 14:12:51

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I'll be snoring

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hollysteers Tue 16-Jun-26 08:16:08

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I’ll be snoring
I’ll give them a miss

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GoldenLady Tue 16-Jun-26 15:33:55

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I’ll be snoring
I’ll give them a miss
And instead will watch this!

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MollyNew Fri 19-Jun-26 18:04:27

Watching news broadcasts is boring
Two minutes in, I'll be snoring
I'll give them a miss
And instead will watch this!
No politics, please, I'm imploring!

The worst book that I ever read

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Magenta8 Sat 20-Jun-26 10:08:15

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned

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GoldenLady Sat 20-Jun-26 14:55:01

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned
Who turned into a gopher

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hollysteers Sat 20-Jun-26 15:03:47

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned
Who turned into a gopher
A real no hoper

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MollyNew Sat 20-Jun-26 21:49:53

The worst book that I ever read
Was about an old man called Ned
Who turned into a gopher
A real no hoper
And spent all his time in his shed

I once read a book about spies

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Magenta8 Sat 20-Jun-26 22:01:11

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies

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crazyH Sat 20-Jun-26 23:18:55

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies
Just to save their skin

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hollysteers Sun 21-Jun-26 19:49:51

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies
Just to save their skin
And not stir their gin

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MollyNew Sun 21-Jun-26 21:35:13

I once read a book about spies
How they had to tell lots of lies
Just to save their skin
And not stir their gin
And ensure of the baddie's demise

I think I have met my James Bond

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