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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

henetha Sat 07-Jun-25 11:08:20

I'd like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me
Exploring the Med

Crocus5 Sat 07-Jun-25 14:28:52

I’d like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me
Exploring the Med
Words need not be said

GoldenLady Sat 07-Jun-25 17:47:03

I’d like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me
Exploring the Med
Words need not be said
Feeling beloved and free

There are times I wish I were a bird

Ashcombe Sat 07-Jun-25 18:19:12

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!

henetha Sun 08-Jun-25 10:50:06

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!
It's such a nice dream

GoldenLady Sun 08-Jun-25 14:13:37

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!
It's such a nice dream
Floating on an air stream

henetha Sun 15-Jun-25 11:07:35

There are times I wish I were a bird
But the idea is really absurd!
It's such a nice dream
Floating on an air stream,
On enemies I'll drop a big turd.

Then they'll know, do not mess with me,

Ashcombe Sun 15-Jun-25 12:23:28

Then they'll know, do not mess with me,
From my missile they'll all quickly flee!

Magenta8 Sun 15-Jun-25 15:32:25

Then they'll know, do not mess with me
From my missile they'll all quickly flee
Or I'll poo on heads

GoldenLady Sun 15-Jun-25 15:38:46

Then they'll know, do not mess with me
From my missile they'll all quickly flee
Or I'll poo on heads
And ruin flower beds

Ashcombe Fri 20-Jun-25 17:38:55

Then they'll know, do not mess with me
From my missile they'll all quickly flee
Or I'll poo on heads
And ruin flower beds
Then fly away over the sea.

I’ll migrate to a different land

Magenta8 Fri 20-Jun-25 20:59:58

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand

henetha Sat 21-Jun-25 11:28:12

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand
And plenty of fish

Magenta8 Sat 21-Jun-25 17:19:01

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand
And plenty of fish
To put on my dish

52bright Sun 22-Jun-25 00:34:38

I'll migrate to a different land
To where it's hot with lots of sand
And plenty of fish
To put on my dish
And be cool and play in a band

I'll maybe compose some new songs

Magenta8 Sun 22-Jun-25 07:16:31

I'll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs

GoldenLady Sun 22-Jun-25 15:08:52

I'll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder

libra10 Sun 22-Jun-25 15:18:17

I have a little dog who loves to walk

52bright Sun 22-Jun-25 19:34:05

I'll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder
At sounds like thunder

Crocus5 Sun 22-Jun-25 19:34:06

libra10

We usually add to the limerick already started, as above-

I’ll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder
Is that the thunder?

henetha Mon 23-Jun-25 12:24:08

I’ll maybe compose some new songs
With lots of cymbals, drums and gongs
People will wonder
Is that the thunder?
Or some idiot just dropping bombs.

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel

Magenta8 Mon 23-Jun-25 12:38:09

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head reel

BrightandBreezy Tue 24-Jun-25 00:50:07

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head real
I'll stay on the ground

GoldenLady Tue 24-Jun-25 14:20:10

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head reel
I'll stay on the ground
And won't make a sound

henetha Wed 25-Jun-25 11:12:01

I'm scared to ride on the big wheel
It goes high and makes my head reel
I'll stay on the ground
And won't make a sound
Then they won't know how I feel.

My Grandma wore long pantaloons