LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass,
Or learn Flamenco

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass,
Or learn Flamenco,
Wed a matador

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass,
Or learn Flamenco,
Wed a matador
Our limericks have lost rhyme and reason!

Flamenco is dancing in Spain

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain
I’m more into cha cha

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain
I'm more into cha cha
Just like dear old Ma

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain
I'm more into cha cha
Just like dear old Ma
Who danced it again and again.

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,

She's gone now, may god rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole
She sounds like great fun

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole
She sounds like great fun
Like her there was none

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole
She sounds like great fun
Like her there was none
To be like her is a great goal

I'm restless tonight, don't know why

I’m restless tonight, don’t know why
P’raps something to do with the sky?

I'm restless tonight, don't know why
P'rhaps something to do with the sky?
In bed hours, can't sleep

I'm restless tonight, don't know why
P'rhaps something to do with the sky?
In bed hours, can't sleep
Tired, that’s what I need

I'm restless tonight, don't know why
P'rhaps something to do with the sky?
In bed hours, can't sleep
Tired, that's what I need
Need a holiday, I won't lie

But where do you think I should go?

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat, or the snow?

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat or the snow?
Forest or beaches

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat or the snow?
Forest or beaches
Lions or leeches

But where do you think I should go?
Do you like baking heat or the snow?
Forest or beaches
Lions or leeches
Me, I prefer my kitchen floor.

Tiles are great in this hot weather

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather
A cold drink would be nice

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather
A cold drink would be nice
Take-a-way with rice

Tiles are great in this hot weather
Or lie outside in the heather
A cold drink would be nice
Take-a-way with rice
To enjoy with my friends, all together

It's time now to write something silly

It's time now to write something silly
About my dear young brother Willy