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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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crazyH Sun 22-Mar-26 20:55:41

I'm really enjoying this week
Except for the roof , which sprung a leak

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Magenta8 Mon 23-Mar-26 07:03:00

I'm really enjoying this week
Except for the roof, which sprung a leak
I put out some pails

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hollysteers Mon 23-Mar-26 09:09:46

I’m really enjoying this week
Except for the roof, which sprung a leak
I put out some pails
And now we have gales

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52bright Mon 23-Mar-26 13:08:30

I'm really enjoying this week
Except for the roof, which sprung a leak
I put out some pales
And now we have gales
So a roofer I now must seek

I hope he doesn't cost too much

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pably15 Mon 23-Mar-26 20:46:18

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch

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crazyH Mon 23-Mar-26 20:55:05

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch
I’ve nowhere to go

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52bright Mon 23-Mar-26 22:42:03

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch
I've nowhere to go
So feel a bit low

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Magenta8 Tue 24-Mar-26 07:02:28

I hope he doesn't cost too much
Don't want to be left in the lurch
I've nowhere to go
So feel a bit low
But I'm not yet depressed as such

I might just book a hotel room

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hollysteers Tue 24-Mar-26 10:48:50

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom

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Mollygo Tue 24-Mar-26 11:24:58

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom
A soft King size bed

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pably15 Tue 24-Mar-26 20:18:16

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom
A soft King size bed
And a book I've not read

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Clawdy Wed 25-Mar-26 08:37:55

I might just book a hotel room
To keep away those thoughts of doom
A soft king size bed
And a book I've not read
No worrying thoughts can loom!

A holiday would be so good

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Magenta8 Wed 25-Mar-26 09:20:00

A holiday would be so good
I'd get away soon as I could

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henetha Wed 25-Mar-26 11:09:46

A holiday would be so good
I'd get away soon as I could
To warm days and nights

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Crocus5 Wed 25-Mar-26 11:28:50

A holiday would be so good
I’d get away soon as I could
To warm days and nights
No need to wear tights

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GoldenLady Wed 25-Mar-26 15:19:10

A holiday would be so good
I’d get away soon as I could
To warm days and nights
No need to wear tights
If I could do that, then I would.

The daily news is too much

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SpinDriftCoastal Wed 25-Mar-26 15:28:58

The daily news is too much
It now line's my rabbit's hutch

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hollysteers Wed 25-Mar-26 16:14:12

The daily news is too much
It now lines my rabbit’s hutch
There’s cheerier fare

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52bright Wed 25-Mar-26 20:20:14

The daily news is too much
It now lines my rabbit's hutch
There's cheerier fare
For those who do care

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Magenta8 Thu 26-Mar-26 08:51:07

The daily news is too much
It now lines my rabbit's hutch
There's cheerier fare
For those who do care
To read about celebs and such

I need to stop seeing the news

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hollysteers Thu 26-Mar-26 09:34:27

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues

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GoldenLady Thu 26-Mar-26 13:00:52

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch

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52bright Thu 26-Mar-26 18:38:36

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch
Hearing Trump I'll ditch

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Magenta8 Thu 26-Mar-26 19:09:47

I need to stop seeing the news
It brings on a bout of the blues
My channel I'll switch
Hearing Trump I'll ditch
And I'll try to stay off the booze

The world just seems to have gone mad

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52bright Thu 26-Mar-26 19:20:30

The world just seems to have gone mad
With people hurt which makes us sad

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