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New Limerick Thread II 2016 (following New Limerick Thread)

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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

Rocketstop2 Fri 03-Apr-26 19:04:43

Tomorrow I’ll walk on the beach
The pier I'm hoping to reach
If I let go your hand
I'll fall in the sand
So I will cling on like a leech

Sounds of waves and smell of sea-air
And all the fun of the fair

It's happy I'll be

crazyH Fri 03-Apr-26 19:30:01

Sounds of waves and smell of sea-air
And all the fun of the fair
Candy floss that melts

BrightandBreezy Sat 04-Apr-26 11:58:58

Sounds of waves and smell of sea air
And all the fun of the fair
Candy floss that melts
Wear hat made of felts

52bright Sat 04-Apr-26 14:54:34

with Sounds of waves and smell of sea air
And all the fun of the fair
Candy floss that melts
Wear had made of felts
And roam around without a care

It sounds like a good life to me

pably15 Sat 04-Apr-26 15:21:04

It sounds like a good life to me
To spend the day happy and free

Magenta8 Sat 04-Apr-26 17:34:01

It sounds like a good life to me
To spend the day happy and free
Just do what you please

Rocketstop2 Sat 04-Apr-26 18:41:24

It sounds like a good life to me
To spend the day happy and free
Just do what you please
With the greatest of ease
As long as your fit as a flea.

crazyH Sat 04-Apr-26 19:06:10

New start line Rocketstop ?

Rocketstop2 Sat 04-Apr-26 19:24:09

I ate an Easter egg
While standing on one leg

Magenta8 Sat 04-Apr-26 20:31:04

One day I ate and Easter egg
As I was standing one leg

crazyH Sat 04-Apr-26 20:37:36

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing one leg
My Caesar, he barked

crazyH Sat 04-Apr-26 20:38:33

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing on one leg
My Caesar, he barked

hollysteers Sat 04-Apr-26 22:21:23

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing on one leg
My Caesar, he barked
I’m easily narked

Clawdy Mon 06-Apr-26 18:37:46

One day I ate an Easter egg
As I was standing on one leg
My Caesar, he barked
I'm easily narked
And now my leg looks like a peg!

A bit of peace would be so nice

BrightandBreezy Mon 06-Apr-26 23:53:32

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice

Wyllow3 Tue 07-Apr-26 00:22:37

In my kitchen I roar and rage
I can't find the cookery book page

Wyllow3 Tue 07-Apr-26 00:25:05

Sorry, lost the plot

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice
And a nice spicy side

crazyH Tue 07-Apr-26 00:51:08

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice
A nice spicy side
The poppads I’ll hide

hollysteers Tue 07-Apr-26 09:34:27

A bit of peace would be so nice
A take-a-way with lamb and rice
A nice spicy side
The poppads I’ll hide
Then clear it away in a trice.

I’ll turn off my phone for a change

Wyllow3 Tue 07-Apr-26 09:38:21

I’ll turn off my phone for a change
Of late its been terribly strange

nanna8 Tue 07-Apr-26 10:00:19

I’ll turn off my phone for a change
Of late its been terribly strange
It talks with itself

Wyllow3 Tue 07-Apr-26 11:15:00

I’ll turn off my phone for a change
Of late its been terribly strange
It talks with itself
(As dumped on a shelf)

hollysteers Tue 07-Apr-26 21:25:10

Ill turn off my phone for a change
Of late it’s been terribly strange
It talks with itself
(As dumped on a shelf)
I’ll place it somewhere out of range.

Some people exist for their phone

Magenta8 Tue 07-Apr-26 21:58:40

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone

GoldenLady Tue 07-Apr-26 22:33:46

Some people exist for their phone
Without it they feel so alone
It's part of their brain