Gnome people invading garden

Allira

^They’ve got gnomanners.^

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If they like your garden, I think they will keep coming back gnomatter what you do.

Listen carefully and you might hear them singing:
...ha ha ha, hee her hee, I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me

Defo gnomes in disguise as rabbits. Rabbits don’t like herb gardens but these do. These gnomes are right herb berts.

😂😂😂

Where's GrandmaMaples - she wanted advice about her problem and no-one is taking it seriously!
Her first post on GN too.

I was thinking GN could also have GN2 - Gnomenet. The gnomes pooed on my upstairs decking last night, they seem to love our warmer summer weather.

Allira
Where's GrandmaMaples -

Probably having a nice lie-down after taking her meds.

Hey all, sorry for the lack of responses, I had a quick afternoon wine

Blossoming

Do you want to exterminate them or just keep them out GrandmaMaples?

I've tried almost every sort of pest killer I can find and none of it works

I wondered where GrandmaMaples gnome home was since she has daisys and pumpkins in her garden.
Snow gnomes here.

It sounds as though they are hungry. Why not put out a little picnic for them?

Might have gnomoney.Could be a strain on the ecognomy.

Don't you just love GN 😊

Maybe GN should be renamed Gnomesnet, as we’ve got the first two letters already?

Gnomesnet is a much better option than Gnomore.

Think you’ve got problems. I decided to keep my Christmas tree up as can’t be bothered with taking it up to the loft. Thought the grandchildren could decorate it topically eg Easter, Halloween. But I’ve read that if you keep it up after 2 February you get Goblins. Haven’t seen any yet, though… …

Perhaps it’s true that all roads lead to Gnome, and we should go for it..

Never trust a Gnome
All smiley, smiley to your face but turn your back for a second and your garden is destroyed.

Ungrateful little blighters

But I’ve read that if you keep it up after 2 February you get Goblins. Haven’t seen any yet, though
They come out at night and gobble up your goodies.

It’s the spade carrying ones you have to really watch, as they dig up anything they fancy 😲

Yes been making a real mess of my lawn. Looks like gnomemansland.

😂

But we love them gnome-atter what!

I wouldn’t mind but they just don’t care. I put food out for them, they eat it and then steal all the fruit and strip trees off as well. Greedy ungrateful gnomads.

nanna8

I wouldn’t mind but they just don’t care. I put food out for them, they eat it and then steal all the fruit and strip trees off as well. Greedy ungrateful gnomads.

It's a little gnome fact that, if you're kind and feed them, they take advantage and steal your fruit and vegetables.

Just say Gnomore! in a very stern voice.

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