I before E except after C

Necessary - one collar, two studs.

And remember it's 'i before e, except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour'

We were taught that i before e only applies to the 'ee' sound, otherwise there'd be far to many exceptions!

'too many'

I hate words that can have different spellings, such as medieval or mediaeval and the way that my spell checker insists that favourite does not contain the letter U even though it's set to UK English.

Don't get me started on apostrophes!!

I remember when Spellcheck was a new thing to me on my computer and for fun I incorrectly typed 'knickers' to see what would come up. I got knickers, knackers and knockers - need I say more

Lots since spellcheck!

My brother taught me a mnemonic for diarrhoea but I've forgotten it! I can remember the one for Leicestershire but I can spell that!!

I have always had a problem with diarrhoea and so had most of the staff with whom I worked at a day centre when it was often needed when filling in peoples' daily diaries! I suggested it be typed, enlarged and posted on the staff room wall but sadly no one wanted diarrhoea on the staff room wall!

We are bright young things can't we think up a Mnemonic for 'the runs' ?

Two arses an ache and an O E A.

You shouldn't make me laugh Elegran, I am supposed to be dozing off as we will be up early tomorrow.

Done in a rush, really hurry or empty area?

Perhaps dash in a rush, running hastily, over eager anus?

Wonderful phoenix

phoenix luckily with my background I can spell the word without resorting to mnemonics. With my brain I would not remember them!

I had I before E except after C drummed into me at school so I have never forgotten it and I do not think that I have ever made that mistake.

Damn, I've a rectum, really huge, oh! exploding arse!

phoenix tut tut and on a Sunday!

Perhaps this is more appropriate?

Daintily, in a receptacle, rather hushed, oh, exotic aroma!

It is like your 'damn, I've.........' I'll text him and ask!

phoenix the last one is more appropriate for a Sunday, my delicate ears and sheltered upbringing!

'Dash in a real rush, hurry or exploding a**e' was how it was taught to DB's daughter