Make us laugh [grin]

Three men die,went to heaven and was greeted by St Peter.
St Peter said to them ,you all have to answer a question before i let you in.
Heaven is a big place and you will need a car ,so depending on your answer,depends on what car you get.
First man....St P asked,have you ever cheated on your wife,the man said,yes i did,oh said St P ,well you have a Ford Fiesta.
Second man was asked the same question,he answered ,yes i did twice but she forgave me,St P said oh okay you have the Ford Ka.
The Third man said i know what you are going to ask and my answer is i never cheated on my wife,we were married for over 60 years and she wanted for nothing.
St P said well you have the best car available.
Two days later the men were meeting up for a chat,the one with the best car was sat on the side crying his eyes out,the other two asked him what in heavens name is wrong?,aftere a while he said,iv`e just seen my wife on a skateboard.

Was feeling a bit down as in lot of pain today but you have all made me laugh. Thank you ,you bunch of jokers ?

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Oh the grand old Duke of York
He had ten million quid.
He paid it to someone he never knew
For something he never did.

My daughter walked into the kitchen to find her small daughter using the cat litter tray…..as the cat would ??