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Three men die,went to heaven and was greeted by St Peter.
St Peter said to them ,you all have to answer a question before i let you in.
Heaven is a big place and you will need a car ,so depending on your answer,depends on what car you get.
First man....St P asked,have you ever cheated on your wife,the man said,yes i did,oh said St P ,well you have a Ford Fiesta.
Second man was asked the same question,he answered ,yes i did twice but she forgave me,St P said oh okay you have the Ford Ka.
The Third man said i know what you are going to ask and my answer is i never cheated on my wife,we were married for over 60 years and she wanted for nothing.
St P said well you have the best car available.
Two days later the men were meeting up for a chat,the one with the best car was sat on the side crying his eyes out,the other two asked him what in heavens name is wrong?,aftere a while he said,iv`e just seen my wife on a skateboard.

Was feeling a bit down as in lot of pain today but you have all made me laugh. Thank you ,you bunch of jokers ?

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Oh the grand old Duke of York
He had ten million quid.
He paid it to someone he never knew
For something he never did.

My daughter walked into the kitchen to find her small daughter using the cat litter tray…..as the cat would ??

Well funny enough Yesterday my cousin was telling me a story about when he went to live in Australia and could speak no english

The employer asked him--do you have any kids--but my cousin did not know what kid meant--and replied--well I may have one or two--or maybe thre---What! said the employer--you don't know how many babies you have....Babies, replied my cousin noooo I have no babies I am only 18!!

Soo funny---but funnier still--exact same thing happened to my other cousin who was female and so when she was asked do you have kids and replied --I may have..the emplyer --different one--said how can you not know how many babies you have had and again my cosin was shocked and said nooo have no babies--Was so funny

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VERY OLD THREAD! Gransnet only started in 2011!

Does it matter? Some of them are still funny!

Wheniwasyourage some people like to moan ) sorry don't mean to cause trouble..

Love your username

Thank you Carmen54!

A man was asked to give a talk on sex to the Women's Guild. (No, I have no idea why, but jokes don't have to make sense, do they?) He agreed, but was a bit embarrassed about telling his wife, so he told her that he was going to talk about sailing.

After the occasion of the talk, his wife met a friend who had been at the meeting. "Oh what a wonderful evening we had!" the friend said. "We all enjoyed your husband's talk so much!"

"I can't understand it" said the wife. "He's only done it twice. The first time his hat blew off and the second time he was sick."