words that grandchildren mispronounce

Our dgd age 9 has only recently stopped saying veggibles for vegetables.

My eldest misread the name Hermione as Hermi-won.

When my daughter was very young she called a biscuit a 'bit sick' and we still call them that over 30 years later

We also call biscuits "git gits"!

Raspberries were always sabrries and the computer was a conamfuter! ?

Jim jams were pyjamas

Our last used to call vouchers “vultures”. I still call them that…

I loved hearing "warbrobe" and "heffalump" i.e. Wardrobe and Elephant!

My 6 year old DGD no longer calls blueberries boobiels, or strawberries stawbiels. But a lot a creatures are still aminals. Her mother used to insist that we sat on a settetee, and her favourite colour was Ellow!! We would be corrected if we did not pronounce them her way. Her sister loved gravery on her meat!

When she was 2 our granddaughter was struggling with words, and my daughter took a vid of her trying to pronounce names of animals on picture flash- cards …. Her interpretation of ‘Flamingo’ came out as ‘ fiffymeemo’ it’s all there on video……to embarrass her in the future . It’s so gorgeously cute.

Last week I found some conkers. For some reason my 5 Yr old GS kept calling them mushrooms!!

Ahh yes. Miss Polly sent for a doctor with a ’dick, dick, dick’!

ambulance was , like fire engines "nee-naws" from the sound

Milkowave for microwave!

When one of my grandsons started talking he used to call me ‘gaggy’ (I am granny) Another one used to call the cat flap a ‘flap jack’ They’re both young men now and cringe when I remind them.

A friend's son called the loft conversion a loft confusion!

My grandaughter loved an upatee, for cup of tea - she still does and she's 18 now

My youngest daughter always insisted on calling a umbrella an Ella umbra

Elless

When one of my son's was three he knocked his front teeth out and at his nursery the head teacher was called Mr Tucker, you can imagine what my son used to call him ? He also had a foldaway construction site toy which he used to call his 'confruction shite' ??

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Loads!
Combinder Fasteder (Combine Harvester)
Car stramporter (transporter)
Go gee go (motorbike) ?
Destructions (Instructions - which we still use)
Joffis (Joseph)
Shotting list (shopping)
But best of all was when reciting ‘Old King Cole’. Apparently, he’s a Merry #rsehole!

My youngest dgd, who has just started school, calls PE pea / pee / 'P'.

When I picked her up from school and she tried to tell me that her class had had pea where they had dinner (the school hall), or words to that effect, I really had no idea what she meant. It was literally hours before the penny finally dropped!

I smile now when I think of PE.

When my son was three (73 years ago! ) on drinking a cup of tea he said “this tea is stagerous”. It was too strong.
My daughter at aged two said maw maw for orange.

My granddaughter loved Christmas and all the titty lights!

Dd used to say pomato basanjes instead of tomato sandwiches.
Apparently my df used to say toot toot instead of beetroot when he was little.
My dn used to love picking the fowlies

I still say cloclit even though no one in house has called chocolate that for many years ?