Sounds promising charleygirl!
Your saga has gone on longer than the Election campaign but it might be a toss up which one seems longer depending on your point of view 
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Bravery of Israeli passengers on plane
Mum's 90th birthday bash coming up


. I cannot understand why the children are going to bed after me !! And that they are excused eating their meals but can tuck into cake and snacks till midnight.....but hey ho what do I know ?? 
. I also like those metal things, the name of which escapes me [no, not paper clips, the bronze ones]. Answers on a postcard please [I love those as well]. An old boss of mine was the same; we used to fantasise about owning a stationery shop.....