IT DROPPED OFF! ?

maddyone my very thought ?
phoenix I may be wrong (if so please forgive me) but your reply to oopsadaisy starts “oh yes I’m often in the habit of taking my knickers off”.........I do believe I’ve read something along those lines in other threads of yours ?

I came on to send you congratulations on the loss on your mysterious bum growth phoenix but OMG SueDonim I’m horrified and fascinated in equal measures!

Don’t you mean a butt fly ?!!!

Butt fly probably is more appropriate! I cannot now remember the exact name but it’s a horrid beast that lays it eggs in damp fabrics such as outdoor furniture and in the seams of washing that’s dried outside.

If you couldn’t dry laundry indoors or tumble dry it, it was recommended that everything was ironed with as hot an iron as possible with special attention paid to the gussets of your underwear! ? ? ?

So, all-in-all, it could have been a lot worse. Strange to say, though, I still miss living there. ?

Oh Doodle I believe you are referring to an unfortunate "thong" incident on a train bound for Paddington, guilty as charged

However although I was without underwear, my derriere was covered! (A rather smart trouser suit from Next, as I recall)

SueDonim you are right, it is the bott fly, and we do get them in the U.K! I have had to scrape their eggs off horses legs.

We get them in the UK ????. Well that’s one good reason for being in lockdown then . Keep away from the bott flies ?

suedonim I might not sleep tonight ?

Whatever you do, don't Google it! Some really ? videos on YouTube!

Too late I just did ?

Please can someone give me a link to the original post? I’m dying to see what it’s all about!!!

You get them in the UK??? :SKREEEEEEEM!!! ???

Stop it! Lol

RIP weird thingy.

Someone told me I had a mark on my head today. I got totally flustered and said it was a blood vessel from walking into a door.

I literally told someone I walked into a door.

Truth is I actually literally was dropped on my head as a baby.

Awkward

Never forget consealer.

Lucklylegs haven't mastered links on the tablet, but the original thread was on the "Health" forum, with the title "So, I pulled my pants down"

HTH.

Anything else dropped off today, Phoenix?

I had awful dreams about worms last night thanks to you phoenix I should never have watched those videos. I might be scarred for life ? ?

Sorry Doodle although to be fair it wasn't actually me that mentioned bot/warble flies in the first place!

SueDonim no, so far everything is where it should be, well, up to a point, but of course gravity is having its effect.

Sorry, Doodle. . If it’s any consolation, I dreamt that a dentist took out two of my teeth and replaced each in the opposite socket.

suedonim I think I would prefer that to the botfly ?. So scary ?