Embarrassing Alexa

For a million pounds I’d let a foreign agent take up residence in the spare room.

Franbern, ditto!

Before I had my first heart attack, I had gone into the spare room, trying not distturb DH. He did not hear me calling for help. The second time I had Alexa to waken him up. A no brainer!!!

Pittcity

You can turn these messages off and just have a text reminder instead.

My DGS likes to ask Alexa to fart!

A dd has one, but I don’t think Gds (8) has discovered this feature yet or their Alexa would be farting non stop!

I love my Alexa. I accept it may be capable of listening in but it couldn’t possibly listen in to every conversation but I assume can just pick up certain words,it would just get very bored with my daily life. I hope that it is capable of listening in and informing authorities if necessary and perhaps from somewhere someday it may uncover a terrorist plot and prevent my children or grandchildren being injured or worse. If I have nothing to hide I have nothing to fear.

Pittcity

You can turn these messages off and just have a text reminder instead.

My DGS likes to ask Alexa to fart!

Our lot do this as well - we try to remember to hide Alexa when they’re coming round. They’ve also sorted me out a long shopping list full of farts, big bums and other such niceties.

DH once complained that our Alexa hadn’t understood him. Much to my amusement, she snapped back with “Here’s a fart. Now would you like another?”.

I have a friend who happily lives in a 1970’s time warp. Her refusal to move with the times can be a little irritating but also hilarious.

We were having a discussion and when we couldn’t remember a certain detail I asked Alexa.
When the reply came back, ‘I’m sorry, I don’t understand the question,’ that was enough to completely freak out my poor friend.

She now gives the echo dot a wide berth if she needs to walk past it to go to the loo. In fact she probably crosses her legs and waits until she gets home. 😂😂

I have 3 Alexas, kitchen, sitting room and bedroom. I am partially sighted and could not do without mine, as it is great when cooking with the reminders I give her. Good for music, as I do not fiddle with knobs. An excellent alarm clock, weather and news reader.

Very occasionally, she will remind me out of the blue what Amazon is sending, but as I live on my own, it is no embarrassment.

I love mine.

DH once complained that our Alexa hadn’t understood him. Much to my amusement, she snapped back with “Here’s a fart. Now would you like another?”.

Oh I must set up something like that for the next time my lovely Luddite friend comes round for coffee with her long suffering husband in tow.

He would absolutely love it!! 😂

Alexa will only listen if you say her name or something that sounds like the word ‘Alexa’ . We had a film on recently where someone was called Alex, our Alexa kept chipping in saying she didn’t know the answer to that!
I use her for cooker timings, she will remember all the different timings for oven and various saucepans ( you can tell her which pan to remember) to remind me the day before I need to put the bins out (as I always forget) and many other reminders and alarms and yes, she does remind me when she thinks it’s time for me to reorder dog food.
She also tells me when my Amazon parcel is about to be delivered.
She plays my music playlists as well, she will also contact MissOops in an emergency if I can call out to her. I really would miss it if I had to give it up.

She will also tell you jokes and knows the different voices of our family and will say hello to them ( obviously we have set it up in advance) if they ask her a question.

She’s like Wikipedia, she knows everything!!

I’ll ask her if she knows the route to my sister in laws house.

I’ll get back to you……..

I'm listening to Classic FM on mine just now. It (she?) woke me, as usual, at 7.05am and, as usual, I went right back to sleep. I have another in the sitting room and there's one available for use of guests in the spare room. All the family have them, except, perhaps DGGD who always shows an interest in mine. For her 3rd birthday, perhaps?
(OK Just joking...I think)

My downstairs Alexa is rechargeable so it can be removed from it's base and I often take it into the kitchen so that I can listen to books on Audible while I'm cooking or ironing. Or I'll take it into the dining room to listen to while I'm sewing. In the summer, I've been able to take it into the garden. Love that I can get any radio station on it without fiddling around to get the right station. Upstairs Alexa is just a basic one but I can still hear my books on it. If they broke, I would definitely replace them.

Nothing to hide so not bothered that it listens, if it does.

Firstly- I do like Alexa, and find lots of uses. But - she certainly does listen!
We were in our living room. Alexa is in the kitchen, but the door was open between the two rooms. I was recounting an incident to my dh - I can’t remember exactly what it was about but I said to him “I feel really bad about it”.
Alexa immediately piped up, asking if I needed help, a list of numbers of organisations that might be able to help me?
We laughed at the time, but on reflection found it a bit unnerving. On the other hand, if the circumstances had been different - who knows, someone might have been grateful for her ‘help’.

Don't have one and never will

DD bought us one a few years ago. It is still in the box. I asked SiL what it did and he said it played music. Not a lot of use when OH watches tv all day.

Hubby has always said that it listens to us lol

I have a couple & use them quite a bit, particularly for reminders. One at our holiday home is kept in the bathroom , down the corridor, & reminds me to take a thyroid tablet each morning. I usually unplug it when I leave but once forgot, & DS1, who had arrived on the very last flight, was wakened bright and early! Apparently he wasn’t amused.

No problems with my Alexa. If I didnt have Alexa I would not be able to listen to Planet Rock as DAB is the pits here. No longer available on Sky as it was so got Alexa in my lounge & in my Bookroom when I sit there reading. You can turn on & off what you want Alexa to do on the App anyway!

We simply turn the microphone off when Alexa isn’t needed. Simple enough. If either of us are unwell or may need help then we ensure they are all on. Works for us. .

Alexa only speaks if you ask her to! You have to say “Give me my notifications”

My Alexa asks me if I want to reorder things from Amazon but only if I see it's light is on and I ask if there are any notifications. It does occasionally speak out of the blue but only in response to something that's been said either by a person in the room or by the television.

I love my Alexa, set up by my daughter in 5 minutes, listen to what you want when you want. Just say 'Alexa play my music playlist or weather forecast or how far to.....?'

Thinking about how useful Alexa is, I remembered this while I was clearing my shopping list.
Very funny.
youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g?si=Zp3r1kt9wu9MxiBJ

Don't people buy Alexa because it speaks. I'm not senile so I can remember what needs to be bought, or I write it down on a piece of paper.