Income tax for pensioners should not exceed £4,000 per year.

Are you suggesting Frank is an imposter annsixty ?

Surely not.

Frank post 13/3 , 8.30 like it [

gillybob

You have not told me where the shop is which has the notice ''Go home Frank and take your pension with you''

I can not find it.

Frank

You will have to be more diligent , Frank !

You mean you actually went out and looked for it, Frank?

Ana

I only use a few shops in the West Midlands on a regular basis and only about 6 know my name.
Oddly enough several members of staff know my name in my local Sainsburys because I worked with one of their staff in the past and they serve me ok.

Frank

Frank

Of course he did . Frank would leave no stone unturned !

Perhaps someone from Sainsbury's took the notice down, because they didn't want to lose your custom? Yes, that'll be it.....

Oh Frank (if indeed you are Frank) what are we to do with you?

I am very happy to say that I regularly use about 5-6 shops in my town and I delighted that none of them know my name !

Oddly enough though someone did refer to me by name in a local (famous brand) coffee shop recently

Oh silly me, yes I remember now it was my daughter.

If you pay by bank card, they only have to read the name on it....
Although sometimes I use DH's, and I don't think I'd pass for a man, even on a very bad hair day!

I can't remember the last time I did hand a card over to an assistant though
Ana in the shops I use they always have a machine and you just pop the card into it.

I know Frank is such a popular (and well off) guy that the shops probably radio each other to say Breaking news, Frank's in town

Gillybob why are you writing in the style of Frank?
Bejesus Ana has just converted too....

Come over to the dark side, Orca! You know you want to....

OMG Orca I think it must be catching.

I know a happy place far far away
where children grannies eat jam and bread 5 times a day
Ham and eggs they never see
dirty water for their tea
now they are magically...............fading away, away, away, away.

Someone help me, help me help me pleeeeeeeease.

I wish I was a little grub,
With whiskers round my tummy.
I'd crawl into the honey huney pot
And make my tummy gummy.

gillybo I'm joining you at Ana's suggestion

Just told my friend over the phone - and she loves you Frank. She has a 7 bedrooms, 5 bathroom mansion in Surrey - she'll now be able to buy another holiday home in Dordogneshire or Tuscanyshire with the savings on tax. Hurrah. And when her OH goes into a home, she will sit in her 15m x 5m kitchen, by the Aga, watching her many acres being tended by the gardener, whilst the housekeeper polishes the oak floors - whilst the State (hmmm other peoples' taxes) pay for his luxury OAP pad. She loves you, honest.

"Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds crap fly, ..........

Money, money, money
Franks got his money
In a poor mans world

Money, money, money
Why should Frank worry?
In his selfish world!

I like Frank. At least he's honest, even if he appears to have no sense of humour...

Frankly, do I care?

Ana I would agree on some points, honest, yes, naïve, sometimes, yes. However, I still stick to my point on another thread that often he doesn't show consideration, compassion or sympathy for others.

True - but at least he's honest about it! Or rather, he doesn't feel he has to pretend to feel something he doesn't, which I find rather refreshing.

Oh, Ana, I think most of us are quite frank about our beliefs and opinions.

anno, I certainly wasn't implying that we are not - but Frank is a man, after all.....

Is "he" really Ana? I am no longer so sure?????????

Speaking Frankly of course .