For Newsnight: should we end universal benefits for better off pensioners?

'Today I've been...' is, I think, into its third edition, having reached 1000 posts on two (or is it more?) occasions.

I'm sure it's about number 6 by now - I remember it being Vol. 5.

What about the quiet place thread, whatever it was called, that was hugely popular?

Seems to have died a natural death now, though...

absent, in reply to your earlier post suggesting that anyone making allegations of unfairness etc. on GN should cite their references - that would not be possible without revealing the identity of the member being accused. It seems that GNHQ are quite happy with veiled references, but not out and out naming and blaming!

Yes! My 'are you redy for Christmas? ' thread has vanished!

Hooray! Oh, dear....

Well Jeni, I've just binned yet another charity Christmas catalogue. Perhaps it's time to start a fresh thread. What topic does it go under?

Unless I get fed up I intend to go on posting one or more jokes per day - I have found a whole new site with an endless supply.

NfkDumpling. Why would you want to start another one?
It's still summer!

You could
Have fooled me!

Come to Norfolk!

I meant literally, not weather-wise!
(Does that make sense? )

I would never go back to Norfolk , the people are soooo parochial it beggars belief , okay for a holiday , but to live there , give me a break .,

I had good friends in Norfolk, but admittedly they were all in-comers, as were we.

I spent two of the happiest years of my life in Norfolk. Had to be dragged kicking and screaming to the Fens

My beloved nan grew up in Norfolk and I've loved the accent ever since.

When I read The Wind in the Willows to the boys, somehow I always found it appropriate to read the Mole's words in a Norfolk accent!

We're only parochial on the outside.

I am an incomer,but I love Norfolk,beautiful part of the world,I love the accent and find myself picking up not so much the accent but the phraseology,and it comes out in a cockney accent,therefore am a new breed I am a Nockney

Haha! I'm glad you combined those bits of the two words and not the other two nellie

No the other combination I will leave for the natives as I am led to believe there are a lot " closely related" families,in the villages,there are a lot of whisperings about who belongs to who ...

I don't know about Norfolk, nellie - it could just be nasty rumours put about by people in Suffolk - but there is certainly an increased risk of congenital abnormalities in the children of close relatives. This has been a source of some concern amongst those medical professionals dealing with the Pakistani and Bangladeshi communities in Britain.

* greatnan* I wasnt aware of this for the Pakistani/ Bangladeshi community,but there is a saying that any deficiency is written "NFN" which translates as Normal for Norfolk,I have read an article about this concerning a family going to their GP for some problem or other,and one of the family was a little bit slow and this was recorded on their notes,and it seems to be recognised as a condition peculiar to Norfolk and also the Fens...who I have heard being referred to as Fenbillies..

Normal for Norfolk is also because we like to dew diffrunt an we int as slow as wha' we meak owt t' be. An thas a blooda gud thing tha' all them ther furriners ar a comin here cos thas a dilewtin tha there interbreedin an all what people ar allus on abowt an shearkin us up a bi'.

Definitely not slow when doing a deal and money is changing hands,I have noticed a rapid improvement in seconds ..especially when hearing a cockney accent..