Of course Labour have come up in the polls: at election time it's going to be a massive vote pleaser to promise , (instead of jam tomorrow) to say you can have as much jam as you like, pots and pots of the stuff, in fact whole cratefuls, hire a lorry and take it away, to the Conservative promise of no jam at all.
But, with Brexit on the horizon, and still a big deficit, which is the more realistic?
If the country does well, and we come through with a good economy, the Conservatives could allow a spoonful or two of jam in Autumn budgets.
I fully realise that some of you won't like this anology but it's a true one.