Policies please!!!

Hope it's an enjoyable break, and that you manage to mull over all our ideas and come back with some better policies than you left with.

That gives me a chance to thank you for a most interesting and amusing (if in a slightly dark way ) thread. I may not have contributed but I have loved reading it. Have a lovely time and I look forward to seeing a renewed enthusiasm for government when you get back.

Yes; thanks for the thread. I've enjoyed it. Have a good break.

In the meantime if anyone could remind me what She-who-would-like-to-be-obeyed achieved during the period she held the Minister for Women and Equalities brief...

I think she is miffed at Bercow’s response to her letter asking for help over her sex starved ministers. He told her to get he4 act together. I reckon that she is clueless so is laying low for a while.

Have a lovely break, Theresa.
While you're away, please don't give any thought to holding a snap election.

Well I'm back! Snap Elections Far North? I hate elections. They are so unreliable. Look at the Labour Party 2 leadership elections and they still finished up with Corbyn. And there was that Referendum that did for Dave. And they promised me a landslide last time. I'm just clinging on.
And while I've been away Boris and Priti have kindly distracted everyone by behaving like absolute prats and made couple of mistakes. Almost makes you glad I'm running things doesn't it?
What did I do as Minister for Women and Equalities JessM sucked up to enough people paved the way for the second woman PM (Oh that's ME)

Soon you will be the only PM standing, the sex starved ones will out looking for a bit of nookie, some will have resigned before they are fired and those who stay too long will find themselves pushed with their P45 and at the front door.

Well then, what a time to come back.
Are you brave enough to sack the miscreants? You do realise they are all Brixiteers, don't you?

infacts.org/latest-tory-mayhem-gives-pro-europeans-upside-risk/

Have you ever thought about sacking yourself, Theresa?

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/07/exclusive-poll-shows-public-have-lost-faith-theresa-mays-handling/

Stop wasting your time trying to negotiate with the EU, there is never going to be a negotiated agreement unless with give in to most of their demands. Have a look at development policy and ensure that every new housing development contains an impact assessment on local infrastructure. This is especially needed in the south east which is grid locked at certain times of the day. Or if a car breaks down. Or a centimetre of snow dusts the ground!

Impact assessment? What are they?

Trying to work out where Boris will strike next?
The problem is dj if I sack all the incompetents there'll be no-one left (and who was that shouting "Start with yourself"?)
Telly you could always move North I'm told they have lots of room.

Haven't you sent Boris to the US to talk about Iran tomorrow?
The problem is that the US and Iran means more nuclear discussions. Just hope Boris doesn't agree to anything he shouldn't and upset Iran any more than he has.

Oh but Boris and Donald dj twins separated at birth or what? I couldn't resist it.

Dear Theresa
I'm so glad you're back! The country has been falling apart in the last week or so without you.
I'm sure you can restore order in the ranks, or in the cabinet at least. The tax havens may take a bit longer to sort.

I'm asking hubby about the tax havens mostlyharmless he has in depth knowledge of the subject and is looking for somewhere to stash his loot has promised to help.
I did ask HRH but she denied knowing anything

So useful to have a hubby with insider knowledge Theresa.

Theresa, have you forgotten that Donald is in China tomorrow, for a few days, then going to Guam?
I know bcause my grandson reminded me today. He keeps a check on trump because he gets worried that he's going to slide into the UK without us knowing.

Vietnam and the Philippines before he goes back to the US next week. Was that the plan, to keep them separated?

Before trump went to the far east, he went to Hawaii.
He was greeted with some brilliant signs.

www.indy100.com/article/donald-trump-us-president-welcome-to-kenya-sign-hawaii-protest-barack-obama-8038311

Where would you like him to meet Boris, Theresa?
In Turkey?
Actually, sacking Boris would solve the problem.
It has been said tonight that Priti Patel is unlikely to last til the weekend, so you may as well kill two birds with one stone. I really don't think it matters who you put in their place, as you won't be there too long yourself to carry out your policies.
You do have some, don't you?

Oh, dj, Theresa came on here asking for policies, so that she'd be sure she was doing what we want.
Do you think we've been confusing her and she still doesn't have any?

We've given her more than her own government and party have. I hope she is suitably grateful.

I don't think our dear PM has time for policies.
Firefighting is all she needs at the moment,

H-e-l-p!!! Infamy, Infamy! They've all got it infamy!!

Even the Telegraph is turning against me.