Policies please!!!

You know what to do, Theresa, if you want any kudos whatsoever from anywhere; get rid.
Telegraph will be quite happy then - maybe.
You need to stop being Theresa Maybe.

Well, Theresa, how about it?
Simon Stevens has done a U-turn. Surely you can do another one.

kittysjones.wordpress.com/2017/11/08/bravo-simon-stevens-for-saying-what-needed-to-be-said/

I love the way Hunt says it wasn't a government policy. It was the policy of all the front-benchers who supported Brexit. That's quite a few of the government.

Lots of policies here. You can have a long trip to Iceland to find out about them, and your problems might be over when you get back.

www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/7-iceland-feminist-law-women/

Theresa it's not often you get a FFS on twitter from Ed Milliband, but you did yesterday. It was your night out celebrating Paul Dacre's 25 glorious years with the Daily Mail.
Quite an achievement - he's normally such a nice, polite young man, don't you think?

Talking about the Daily Mail, how are you getting on with your tax-dodgers charter?

By the way, if you really want people to start respecting you again, you could tell/persuade Philip to give the NHS more money in the budget.

www.politics.co.uk/comment-analysis/2017/11/10/brexit-weak-growth-and-an-aging-population-risk-sinking-the

Or have I said that before?

Oh now come on I got rid of Priti Patel- doesn't that show I can be decisive? And now we have the delightful Penny Mordaunt in her place. She appeared on that diving programme "Splash" you know, so if they can have a reality show host as President in the US who knows about PM? We were discussing clamping down on Tax dodgers at dinner dj it is going to take some time as some people are still moving money to safer places

Who is we, if you don't mind me asking?
How many Philips do you have dinner with - and which ones?

www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/10/brexit-axel-scheffler-gruffalo-co-creator-and-eu-illustrators-draw-for-europe

Perhaps another policy will be to stay in the EU, so you don't upset all the children in the country. You don't want to do that, do you?

That the same Penny who lied through her teeth about Turkey imminently joining the EU and was sufficiently disrespectful of Parliament recently to make a speech that was an effectively a childish "dare" ?

Yes, that's her, Jess.
I hope you don't mind me saying so, Theresa, but you appear to have reached the bottom of the barrel now.
Is that why you have not sacked Boris?

dj "the best place to hide something is in plain sight". Boris is doing his best and while people are busy complaining about him they don't notice how useless the rest of us are we are free to get on with a proper Brexit. Did you notice I have set a definite date?

I noticed. Very definite.
It could be before or after that time. Brilliant, Theresa.
Who do you think you are fooling?

Can you, please, Theresa, give Davis a bit of back up in his negotiations, as you are obviously not going to sack him either?
Have you realised that if you have not reached an agreement with Barnier in two weeks, we will be crashing out of the EU without a safety net?
Is that what you intended in the first place?

"The Foreign Secretary was expressing a personal view that he respects this Spanish ­tradition. However, he does not ­personally support bullfighting and he is proud the UK upholds the highest in animal welfare standards, including the ban on bullfighting in the UK."

Please, Theresa, can you gag Boris?
His foreign office support must be getting fed up of trying to cover up for his stupid remarks.
Have we ever needed a ban on bullfighting in the UK?

When are you bringing the book out?
I notice that John Crace has one called I, Maybot, just in time for your Christmas reading.

You know I think you could safely sack him now. He'd be a troublesome stirrer on the back benches, it's true, but surely the days when he was a credible contender for a leadership challenge are now gone. People only voted for him for Mayor of L because he was a larf. The joke has worn very thin and left nothing but a big mouth with no grown-up judgement ability. And if I could suggest, instead of re-assigning his grace-and-favour weekend cottage to another FS, you could use it for temporary accommodation for some homeless families for a while.

I am taking Boris's unsuitable statements very seriously but thank goodness for the distraction and will soon find a way of dealing with him. His silly remarks have absolutely nothing to do with the fact that we have been given a two week deadline by Barnier and the EU. And we haven't a clue about what to do.

I think you really need to call another election, if only for your own sanity. I see Gove and Boris are best buddies again.
The Labour party can get rid of Boris.

I'm a little confused over how the government is coping with Brexit negotiations, while seeming to be very taken up with internal problems and general squabbling.

I expect you don't have time to explain that, tho, Theresa, as you only came here to ask for policies.

Maybe it doesn't matter what your policies are. Just get something or other printed up, as a hymn sheet for everybody to sing from.

These forty aren't singing from it.
Watch your back, sides and front, Theresa.

uk.businessinsider.com/r-forty-uk-conservative-lawmakers-ready-to-oust-pm-may-sunday-times-2017-11

Dear Theresa
I hear Cameron has a book about to be published and has bought a house in Cornwall with the Royalties. Perhaps now is the time to be planning your retirement project book. I'm sure you're already collecting material for it. What would be a good title?
"Hanging on by the Fingertips"?
I'm sure other gransnetters could give you good advice on this.

"Hiding in Plain Sight" ?

Come on , mostlyharmless, Theresa doesn't have time to think about that, she's busy running the country.
I expect Theresa's onto that already.

"How to be PM Without Really Trying."?

"Et tu, Priti?"
Or Andrea, or Anna, or Michael, or Philip, or Damien, or Gavin, or Boris (of course) etc etc