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Three word slogan to help Labour and Lib Dems and SNP

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lemongrove Wed 19-Feb-20 10:03:29

An amusing thread was started ( to ‘help’ the Conservative government) so in the spirit of fairness, how about three word slogans to ‘help’ ALL the other Parties.
Be inventive ?

lemongrove Wed 19-Feb-20 10:13:54

SNP: Down With Westminster!
Where’s our referendum?
Forget our shortcomings!
Labour:Our Policies rock
Who’s Jeremy Corbyn?
We sign pledges!
Lib Dems: Rejoin the EU!
Become very electable
We can win! ?

Yehbutnobut Wed 19-Feb-20 10:39:47

Think you’ve missed the point lemon...the ‘other’ parties don’t need ‘help’ as they are now out of it for the foreseeable future and Boris is in charge (care of Cummings). All that needs to be done is for them to sit out the inevitable chaos.

But if you insists on plagiarising another thread then perhaps they could all agree on


moggie57 Wed 19-Feb-20 10:44:58

labour should mean what it says to labour and not to ask for any reward(prayer) lib dems are down the pan. and tories well not a lot going on in that clown ,says one thing and does the opposite(party)

lemongrove Wed 19-Feb-20 12:06:07

You don’t think the Labour Party need any help yehbut?
Not how most people see it.
However you have missed the point....this is meant to be light hearted stuff.

Labour: Hope over experience
No divisions here!
Ten year plan!

SNP: Build the wall!
Kilts for all

Lib Dems: It’s mellow yellow
Must work harder
Nil Desperandum!

lemongrove Wed 19-Feb-20 12:07:10

Sorry, the last one was only 2 words ?

JenniferEccles Wed 19-Feb-20 13:32:07

I think it was R.L.B who said she would give Corbyn 10/10 for his election campaign !!!

As long as that ‘head in the sand’ attitude prevails, they are doomed.

Ilovecheese Wed 19-Feb-20 13:38:19

lemongrove I really liked "kilts for all*

paddyanne Wed 19-Feb-20 15:09:34

We dont want to build a wall lemon we just want control of our own country know .like England wanted with Brexit .
At the moment we're in the political equivalent of a marriage with a controlling partner .
They take our money and spend over half of it on things they want
They take out debts in our name for their projects and give us the bill
They tell us what we should spend our housekeeping on and then tell us we're not spending it right
They tell us we're not capable of running our household ,when they are making a far bigger mess of theirs .
They call us derogatory names and then say its banter
If it was your daughter in such a relationship would you tell her they were better together or tell her to run for the hills?

SNP may not be government is but we didn't vote for Boris ,we haven't voted a majority of tories since I was born and I'm 66 .We voted SNP and they seem to be listening to us and if they stop listening at least we would be able to vote them out ,thats not the case in the present arrangement with WM

lemongrove Wed 19-Feb-20 15:32:10

Yes, Ilovecheese I rather like the kilts for all too ?I used to have a mini kilt back in the day, would need a much longer one now though.’s a light hearted can do a three word Conservative slogan if you really want to, but there is already a thread for that.
Any political party can be sent up .....they all have failings.

varian Wed 19-Feb-20 17:43:42

Not all of those who live in England voted for this brexit nonsense, Paddyanne. It was mainly the poorly educated and poorly informed.

The readers of The Sun, Daily Mail and Daily Express are still being fed lies and nonsense so they may not see the truth until it hits them where it hurts.

Even then they may be so indoctrinated that they will swallow the story that their woes are all down to the nasty EU, because they have been brainwashed for a very long time

lemongrove Wed 19-Feb-20 19:32:44

Dear dear varian.....does poorly educated mean not understanding what the words ‘light hearted’ and ‘three word slogan’ mean.?
It would seem so.

varian Wed 19-Feb-20 19:36:40

It is quite noticeable that the leave voters and BJ fans still cling on to this triumphalism, because they are quite slow on the uptake.

Opal Wed 19-Feb-20 19:42:46

Condescending bollocks, quite frankly.

varian Wed 19-Feb-20 19:43:29

But still true

phoenix Wed 19-Feb-20 19:49:26

We're not them.

G'i us a go (ok, not 3 words blush)

Jam Free Zone

"Diane Abbott? NO!"

lemongrove Wed 19-Feb-20 19:50:10

Lib Dems: Carry on regardless

SNP: Always blame Westminster

LP: Wokeness R Us

Opal Wed 19-Feb-20 19:50:26

In your world varian, but not in mine.

varian Wed 19-Feb-20 19:52:49

That is the problem, Opal You and other leavers have no idea about the world of the 50 million UK residents who never voted for this brexit nonsense.

Callistemon Wed 19-Feb-20 19:56:11

Keir for Leader!

Send them homeward

Lib Dems
Earnest and fair
but somewhat boring

lemongrove Wed 19-Feb-20 19:56:41

Take it outside please!?
This is a bit of fun only.

Callistemon Wed 19-Feb-20 19:57:14

I don't think some posters have grasped the concept of three words

But why say what you want to in three words when you can say 103?

Anniebach Wed 19-Feb-20 19:57:59

Must brexit be brought into a light hearted thread -

Light Hearted

Chewbacca Wed 19-Feb-20 19:59:34

Labour: Jeremy Won't Go

SNP: Wee Nicky Rules

Lib Dems: We Never Get In I can't count

lemongrove Wed 19-Feb-20 19:59:48

Lib Dems: sandals not swords

LP: It’s my Party ( and I’ll cry if I want to)