Ooh,dab,Dooby, a dooby, dooby dab dab
I’m the king of the spreaders, Oh,
Boris’s VIP,
I reached the top,
But had to stop
Cos Covid got the better of me,
I really want to go to Durham,
With my family,
So hang the rest,
I’ll do what’s best,
For my family and me,
Oh you be do, I don’t care about you hoohoo,
I’m going to drive up now,
I don’t care how,
I’ll spread the flu,
You see it’s true you hoo,
a sod like me, oh a sod like me,
Will never learn to be like someone like you oooooooh
Now listen to me you low life’s
This is what I needed to do,
I had a day out,
not to spread it about,
but to try and clear my view.
Maybe it wasn’t the best thing, cos’ I got caught right out,
but no harm was done,
and I had good fun,
so no need for you to shout.
Boris is my good friend,
and that’s all I care about,
Whatever he might lack,
He’s still got my back,
so two fingers to the rest of you..........ooby do,