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FarNorth
Thenk yew.
Wen will dew wen's bist. ?

FC ears, ears. (In a Prince Charles voice)

Poker dots for polka dots

Wo’evaaa

Soz

Skeleton.......mispronounced as skelington

Misuse of learning...as in, I’m learning him to read’

Living in North London our children grew up with the dialect "should of" instead of "should have" (done something, for instance) syndrome.

It was bad enough when it was spoken but I have also seen it written quite frequently.

The worst example I came across was in a Nivea advertisement on the Tube! I can't remember the exact details - it wasn't "should of" but something along the same lines, such as "could of",

One wonders whom they employ as copy-writers, editors and printers that it got through to actually being put up n the Tube carriages!

My daughter in law says her favourite flowers are nasturniums.

The "n" in the last line should, of course, be "in". The perils of the spell-checker accepting any single letter as valid (not that it could do otherwise).

His, instead of he’s, I don’t want Nuffin, instead of Anything!

Supernanny used to make me smile because she couldn't say ACCEPTABLE, she would say ASSESSABLE. In her latest American series she no longer used the word. Someone must have told her!

Math as a plural for maths

I agree with of instead of have. It drives me nuts!

Presteegius instead of prestigious.

V instead of versus. Tottenham v Arsenal is versus. Why can’t tv presenters pronounce the correct word? Latin for against.

Fruneral for funeral

It amuses me that so many pedants think is "pronounciation."

Prostrate for prostate.

Empathetic instead of empathic, whilst both can be used, in different contexts, often empathetic is used when it should be empathic

Tweny fir twenty so many on tv do it!

Skydancer

And when did Kenya get pronounced Kenya? In my day it was pronounced "Keenya".

Kenya is how the Kenyan’s chose to pronounce their country’s name on independence.

I think this is a general south of England one but offends my N.Irish ears when I hear 'pattern' pronounced ' patten'. There are two rrrs in there! On the other hand a lot of N.I.folk pronounce 'film' as 'filum' which sounds very weird to English ears. Extremely irritating to even hear BBC journalists pronounce place names incorrectly. Why not the way the locals do?

Yes prostrate for prostate is so silly - even medical staff say this.

'rs' not 'rrs'! That's Devon me dear!

Tomater, potater and tomorrer....

Two rr's in where sloegin?