As an ex-teacher I thought I was pretty used to spelling mistakes, malapropisms and “schoolboy howlers” I’d seen them all
The Russian dictator Starling for instance always raised a smile, marking History essays, but what I’m reading on social media makes me realise how deep this goes.
These just this morning
Paracels sought to protect pet rabbits from the sun
Spairs being offered for a trampoline
Requests for the local scrap dealers Sir name (very posh we are !)
A diemonte trimmed light shade
And that’s not counting the regular appearance of chester draws
Maybe we need less emphasis on “fronted adverbials” and more spelling of everyday words?
Good Morning Sunday 10th May 2026

