There's life in the old dog yet...

Well he'll not be able to be a Daddy will he Anya? Maybe he's strained something with the energy expended? You could always ring the vet and ask if he should be checked over.

The hussy dragged him backwards under our trampoline!

I'll give him an hour Gaga and if he's still walking strangely I'll call the vet. Poor old dog!

Blimey anya maybe his "operation" left a bit behind?!

I think I have empathy with your dog

Thanks Anya, I needed a good laugh!

, bet he thought all his Christmas' had come at once!
Poor old chap, hope that hasn't finished him off but at least he'll be a happy chappy!

Anya. Try a cold bath.....The dog, I mean

I'm wondering if pompa's ever been dragged backwards under a trampoline.

The mind boggles!!

Merlot! Don't put ideas in his head, poor Mrs Pompa ....

Stop it please!!
It's pompa who's to blame for posting about his ring!

Every dog has his day

Thank goodness it isn't pompa's dog ......and that they weren't on the trampoline, goodness knows what damage he may have sustained

How on earth can a male and female dog get coupled back to back?? a diagram is needed!

Ouch ! To put the record straight :-
I don,t have a dog
I don't have a trampoline
It was Richard that started posting about rings.
I can't confirm if Mrs. P has been dragged under a trampoline, she doesn't tell me everything.

pompa Your certainly should not be getting dragged under a trampoline with your new knee!

Nellie the male mounts in the way you would expect but as coupling progresses he steps over her and they finish the deed back to back. It's not classed as a true mating if this stage isn't reached

Nellie I don't think they start back-to-back. They "seize up" for some time afterwards, and when they try to disengage they get into odd positions. drsophiayin.com/blog/entry/neutered-male-dogs-can-still-have-sex

Thanks Elegran So! the poor dogs willie gets bent backwards. My mind is boggling! No wonder he cant walk properly.

NelliemWanders off to out her sausages under the now hot grill.

Nelliem you've just made me choke on and spill my glass of cheap bargain red wine all down my front!

Wasn't it Noel Coward who told a child that the reason one dog had just mounted another was that the one in front was blind so his friend was pushing him all the way to St. Dunstans?

Oh love it merlot I had heard that before but didn't know who said it.

I have just been reminded of one morning a few months ago when I looked out of the kitchen window and saw a most peculiar shape at the bottom of the lawn.It was so odd I rubbed my eyes and looked harder,I realised it was two foxes mating and I saw the appropriatness(sp?) of the expression "the beast with two backs"..DH refused my request to go out and throw a bucket of water on them.I don't know whether he didn't want to spoil the moment or was scared.

#sings "They were only playing leapfrog . . . ." to the tune Glory Glory Alleluya

That reminds me of the old joke about the old lady that threw a bucket of water over a tandem as they pedalled past.

I started a perfectly respectable thread and when I return....

Update, the old dog not only revived but seemed to be up for a second helping. So I took The Hussy back to her house. I was only grateful it didn't happen on Monday when all four GC were here

Now my dilemma .. do I tell my daughter her dog has been deflowered or do I keep schtum?