Ha ha ...don;t you just LOVE cats !!!! we had a very old cat who we had to take to the vet when we lived in Spain .....the vet had to sedate her (I think judging by the time it took for him to come round it was quite a large dose !) ...he went to have his teeth cleaned, a shampoo, nails trimmed and a blow dry !) .....when we moved to France he was by then around 19 years old, so I donned large gardening gloves and bathed him with special cat shampoo ,,,,,,he didn't like the bathing but he loved to sit in the hot sun and dry himself ...seemed to love being clean and shiny ! He lived until he was 24 and had done a lot of travelling in his time ...UK to Menorca, thence to Brittany, thence to Charente Maritime but he took it all in his stride, including the Spanish stray and 2 French ones who joined him over the years !!!! Hope you got antiseptic for the wounds ,,,,,,,,,,