Falcon was going to mention we hadn't seen you for a day or two but then was then laid up in bed so didn't get chance, so glad your back in the running 
nannieroz I hope you "Parcel has arrived"
it may be vacuum packed so don't be alarmed if it only looks small..when you open it just stand back! a sit expands, first things first is "pat on back" make sure it is working ok
enjoy and always keep it at hand lol hand lol...dohhh
Now then ! I see in my absence , a party is about to be arranged
excitement or trepidation I wonder 
Falcon yes of course I can pick you up, if you can squeeze between the hay bales (needed for bedding down overnight if we are staying) do you think you could balance the big round table on your head as well!! we need somewhere to gather and throw the
thighs over our shoulders etc, or is that a Medieval theme? oh well whos cares..lol
Galen do you think we could keep the police out of it this time!! that poor young PC was never the same again, and had a terrible time explaining to his sergeant why he had pink furry handcuffs round his ankles!
Oh the "Vodka Jellies" mmm especially the Vimto ones,, sluuuurppp
yes let's put it on the main thread, more the merrier! will leave the invites up to you Galen we need a doorman and security keep all the riff raff undesirables out this time.
anyone got a lurcher/whippet/greyhound.
Chamber pots! we must bring them, (don't want a repeat of last time where all the ladies were crouched over the moat!
talk about a full moon
! tut!
ok catch you soon everyone ta ta 