I think we should have a forum entitled...

Well start one jingbellrocks

Are you new? If so, welcome

Welcome jingl those small things are so important aren't they?

Is this a wind-up?

Of course it is ( going back to MN - it's funnier)

It appears to be! icya.

Splendid idea jingl - where else could I announce that for the first time in my adult life I have a washing-up bowl, delivered yesterday by Ocado

As Lona says .... it's the small things.

I think jinglbellrocks is a journo.

New pinny or oven gloves for Christmas, anyone?

If serious, Welcome to GN - we have had lots of similar threads thanks. 300 of them under the "house and home" - a rich vein for you to mine.
If not serious well, hey, we have done this a few times too.
Am now a dry well of housework related humour myself.

Jingle!?

I do hope so...!

I've put a dirty glass in the dishwasher, well not quite but I'm thinking about getting up and doing it

We have got a House and Home forum. There's some good stuff about washing tea towels and rotary clothes dryers on it...

(Not washing rotary dryers!)

Bristol based grannies would presumably be at an advantage

I suppose I could be described as shipshaped--- a galleon in full sail!

"As stately as a galleon..........." (Joyce Grenfell)

I had a ewe like that once. She was huge. Was also occasionally referred to as "a symphony in beige"

Can't wait for Christmas Day to receive my new bread bin DD2 is getting
me! (Couldn't afford the one I wanted as DH's new hearing aids cost so much) Can't believe I've come to this!

I would like a silicon macaroon mould in my Xmas stocking. And I've just put a ham hock in the slow cooker. And ironed DH's hankies which is a very soothing occupation while the wind is blowing the feathers off the birds. Life isn't all haha hehe as the wise mother said.

'Homecraft' .... sounds so soothing!

Is it a craft or an art?
Apropos of which I once found a book called 'the art of fatherhood' in the section labelled arts and handicrafts?