I don't think we've mentioned him.........

Every time I see him chewing gum I want to shout, 'Stop that disgusting habit!' Can he not chew with his mouth closed?

My ENT consultant recommended tooth whitening gum to control reflux - it has bicarb in it - so I am giving Sir Alex the benefit of the doubt... . BTW, I hate it, so don't use it.

That's the weirdest crush I've ever heard of

Ana Never in a million years!

Ana! That is just a bad picture. Bad lighting, or something.

Leave off you lot. He's lovely.

I think he seems to be the most boring man in the universe..grey.

Grey = life experience. And presence.

He can't be that boring. He threw a boot at Beckham.

Presence? Monotone, monochrome, monotonous.

He always seems more puce than grey to me...

'orses for courses. man - meat - prey man - meat - poison

Or something!

Yes - I'll lay off now, jingl - whatever floats your boat

It doesn't do too much floating these days. TBH.

All the more reason to seize the moment when it does, then...

Not my style but can see some women are attracted to power and I guess he has a kind of power. I heard he made the MU team sing nursery rhymes during one half time to humiliate them as they were humiliating themselves by palying badly on the field

playing!! not 'palying' that is something else!

Best Alex Ferguson joke so far. Alex Ferguson has been bought a gold watch for his retirement. It has six extra minutes on it!

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