My gripes for clothing is as follows:
Tie strings in tops, why? we are not little girls who like a bow round their back. If I really like the top I have to open the side seams, remove ties and machine back up....what a faff.
Cap sleeves, definitely a no no.
Crop tops, likewise
Low cut that allows vast expanse of cleavage
What I like and surprisingly difficult to come by:
3/4" length sleeves
Tops that cover the bottom
Jersey material with give
Style that skims the bumpy bits
AIBU To Be So Annoyed at the Stupidity of This



. There are hardly any stylish dresses on the market with sleeves to cover the batwings unless they are made of crimplene and would fit your granny and I hate dresses which come with waist stringy things. I don't like to look like a sack of potatoes tied in the middle and always cut them off. When it comes to swimwear, I really think I should do a Nigella Lawson and wear a full length burkha outfit.... 


