Pompa you are spending far too much time thinking about ladies in their leggings.
I hope your knee gets better soon.
And for your delectation, and as a salutary warning to us all, a dreadful fashion fail horror story fresh off the local grapevine press - my sister, to be precise!
Near her village is another with a large and strange retail centre, in the middle of nowhere. There is a very successful but strangely decorated café, and recently they enlarged it and refurbished it using unsold mirrors as their main wall decorations.
Rather than the rather nice prints they had had until recently there are now red or black or green or gold curly-framed mirrors wherever you look, which does rather give the impression of a funfair hall of mirrors.
My sister was having coffee with a few friends, was gazing absent-mindedly over the shoulder of one when she saw, to her horror, a Bare Behind!
The poor, completely oblivious woman was bending over to serve the table next to my sister's but her derriere was mirrored on the opposite wall. Her leggings had fallen down and she hadn't noticed. She went on serving and talking, my sister was struck dumb and one by one her friends were silenced and turned to see what she was looking at...
At which point the waitress also turned her head, went as red as a beetroot and made a hasty exit, almost dropping her tray as she attempted to pull up her leggings with one hand.
She returned and apologised, saying that would be the last time she pulled on a pair of leggings without checking that they weren't her daughter's! She had been wearing a long top, but her pinafore had caused it to ride up. The leggings had been so tight that they in turn had pulled her pants down with them. She was so busy that although she had felt some discomfort, she had ignored it!