Unexpected sartorial problem

What is it lined with?

At least everyone knows you're coming!
Sorry, I shouldn't laugh but 😂

I know! It's got a lovely soft lining but I might as well be blowing a trombone as I go along!

😂

I used to have some shoes that did the same thing, got rid of them when I saw someone turn their head to look, they made a squelching farty sound😁

That’s twice I’ve laughed at a thread in two minutes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can’t wear cord trouser ( very fashionable this season) because my fat thighs create such a noise as I walk😳

We could have made a grand entrance as a trio 😄

Now you’ve made me laugh again. Great vision..

What is Gransnet coming too………l

Quite honestly Lathyrus this site needs a bit more humour.
I often laugh at things on MN.

Oh what a shame, too late to return it I suppose? I too giggled at this though, sorry.

I love the thought of our Gransnet trio marching along loudly and proudly!

This is the problem with on-line shopping- you are never completely sure what you are going to get!

Here it is if you're wondering where the noisy rustling is coming from. That's me modelling it 😂

Oh that’s unfair because it’s a perfect jacket (apart from the noise😬)

I see you don’t have the thigh problem 🤣

Aveline

I know! It's got a lovely soft lining but I might as well be blowing a trombone as I go along!

Trumpet Voluntary!!

Actually I do look exactly like that girl but with trousers the proper length of course.

I've got some farty shoes as well 😁

And swishy corduroy trousers.
If I bought that coat I could be a one-woman band!

Composition: 43% organic cotton, 37% recycled nylon, 20% recycled cotton, Lining: 100% recycled polyester
It's the lining - made from recycled milk bottles, I reckon.

Apart from that, it's a lovely coat.

Aveline

Here it is if you're wondering where the noisy rustling is coming from. That's me modelling it 😂

What are you doing on Gransnet, Aveline?
You don't look more than about twenty, or else you're very well-preserved.
😁

Sorry to say Aveline that three years ago I bought a beautiful looking, warm jacket with a furry lining, and it was weather proofed, but it crackled every time I moved. After one winter, much as I liked the look and warmth of it, it had to go. I couldn’t relax in it, particularly when I was driving, or carrying anything. Never again. Can you return it?

Fabulous moisturiser Aveline, what brand is it?

It's not actually moisturiser Blossoming I just iron my face every morning

That laugh is just what I needed.
I decided to do some decluttering but realised I don’t have the energy needed so settled for GN instead.
I am so pleased I did, this thread has done me a power of good.

You can tell what a lazy so and so I am I have three posts on Last Hour.

. You just need to whistle loudly when wearing your coat, Aveline!

I was looking at shiny pleather clothes in a shop yesterday and said to dh they must crackle and rustle when you wear them. The thought of creaking trousers or blouses puts me right off, plus they’re basically plastic! I think people must think they’re some sort of vegetarian version of leather but basically, they’re glorified binbags. 😂