Unexpected sartorial problem

Aveline

Aveline

Actually I do look exactly like that girl but with trousers the proper length of course.

Ummm! . . .

At the price I'd take it back for a refund.

The Dog's giving me a funny side-eyed look of contempt because I'm tittering & snorting in a very unlady-like fashion at some of your wonderful comments. Thank you for cheering me up on this grey miserable afternoon.

Elegran

Aveline

Actually I do look exactly like that girl but with trousers the proper length of course.

Ummm! . . .

Looks like you’re busted Aveline 😁 as it appears that Elegran has met you.

The dogs would certainly be giving me side eye if I swished past them. Better not have a GN meet up. The racket from rustly jacket, farty shoes and grinding corduroy would get us all done for breach of the peace!

Aveline I have a rustling coat.

Sorry to say it still rustles after several years.

Aveline

The dogs would certainly be giving me side eye if I swished past them. Better not have a GN meet up. The racket from rustly jacket, farty shoes and grinding corduroy would get us all done for breach of the peace!

I think with practice we could play “Twinkle, twinkle….”

Is it caused by static? If so maybe putting it in a tumble dryer on a cold setting with a fabric conditioner sheet might sort it.

Oreo

I used to have some shoes that did the same thing, got rid of them when I saw someone turn their head to look, they made a squelching farty sound😁

PMSL 😂

Got your Tena on I hope then petra🤭

I had to Google that!

I have some silicon ballet flats that look lovely but they make farty noises too. They are fine until my feet get warm. I wear them around the house sometimes, they are too beautiful to throw out.

I used to wear a leather skirt suit to work. Went to a meeting with leather chairs and as I plonked myself down it make a huge farty noise in the quiet room as leather met leather. I was the only female and I could see the men trying not to laugh and make a big deal out of it, but I wanted to laugh too and had to hold it in...

Easier to hold in a laugh or a fart? Answers on a postcard please!

Sorry for digressing but all this farty talk took me back. For reasons unknown, at one time I'd let rip out of the blue at every step I walked. One day it happened and my boss walked by blowing loud raspberries. I couldn't understand why as I thought my farts were of the silent type. It wasn't until I started to wear hearing aids that I realised my farts were loud enough to be heard the other end of the room. Mortified didn't even begin to describe my embarrassment. Sorry if I've lowered the tone.

😂😂😂😂

Oh my word, this has got me chortling away to myself! .
I also have a pair of farty flip flops, and one squeaky trainer.