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pompa Thu 15-Jan-15 09:08:29

OK, which one of you is featured in this program tonight ?????

Channel4 - tonight @ 10:20 - My Granny the Escort

Number please grin

Elegran Sat 17-Jan-15 09:52:13

And get a line where they have to pay a premium rate - to you.

Teetime Sat 17-Jan-15 10:07:30

Do you think they declare their extra income to the tax man?

vampirequeen Sat 17-Jan-15 10:44:22

Premium rate..it goes without saying.

I wouldn't declare it unless I absolutely had to lol

janerowena Sat 17-Jan-15 11:08:58

That's no good. I would rather be a real-life dominatrix, and get them doing the ironing.

Sudden thought, maybe pompa could shed light on this? wink

Would a man who hates washing up when with his wife (such as my own male for example), if he had a liking for being dominated (sadly not mine), love doing it if told to get on with it by a dominatrix?

Elegran Sat 17-Jan-15 11:20:00

The dominatrix could have a second income from wives sending their washing-up to be done!

pompa Sat 17-Jan-15 11:22:26

hmm Never understood this BDSM thing, not for me.
Sex workers do have to pay tax on their earnings - interesting reading on your tax return.

petallus Sat 17-Jan-15 11:27:54

I too could probably manage a sex phone line or possibly being a dominatrix. Not other stuff though. In particular I'd hate to have to deal with men who like being treated like babies.

janerowena Sat 17-Jan-15 11:42:15

Don't they all anyway? wink

No pompa, I didn't have you pegged as one. I have never met one, not that I am aware of anyway. I did try spanking DBH once but he really really really didn't like it. Which was rather a shame, as I really did! grin

grumppa Sat 17-Jan-15 12:03:32

BDSM not for me either, nor any form of spanking or being spanked, even though I did go to boarding school.

petallus Sat 17-Jan-15 12:54:44

I have scanned this thread for enlightenment on what the BD bit of BDSM means to no avail.

I knew a couple who went to a sex therapist who recommended a bit of S and M, in particular spanking for him. They still ended up divorced though.

petallus Sat 17-Jan-15 12:55:06

Spanking from a professional i meant to say.

Ana Sat 17-Jan-15 12:57:20

Bondage and Discipline, petallus! grin

FarNorth Sat 17-Jan-15 13:07:29

I saw an article in the paper about two (admittedly gorgeous & young) ladies who would meet men at a cash machine, humiliate them and insist on them handing over lots of money.
That's all there was to it & the guys were loving it!! shock

FarNorth Sat 17-Jan-15 13:10:33

Forgot to say - the guys had phoned the ladies first - they didn't just try it on with any guy who happened to be at the cash machine grin

FarNorth Sat 17-Jan-15 13:12:31

I think that sex therapist was having a giraffe, petallus. Spanking from a professional to improve the marriage?

petallus Sat 17-Jan-15 13:21:51

The therapist used surrogates to help people with sex problems. He was quite controversial in his day.

Charleygirl Sat 17-Jan-15 16:27:00

I think that I have led a sheltered life-it does not interest me.

Deedaa Sat 17-Jan-15 17:40:44

Very disappointed that my gardening shoes aren't going to cut it Nankate grin

vampirequeen Sat 17-Jan-15 17:43:40

When I was on a dating site, a man contacted me asking if he could be my slave and, by the way, he had his own apron. I said thanks but no thanks (I was rather innocent in those pre-Jezabel days). A friend (male prostitute) pointed out how stupid I'd been. I could have set up an ironing business, made him do the ironing and pocketed all the profits. He would have loved it.

Marelli Sat 17-Jan-15 18:01:49

Talking of ironing - I was at a neighbour's barbeque a couple of years ago and met a rather 'homely' lady and her husband there. She told us quite openly that she 'worked' on a phone-sex line. She got so much an hour for the calls that she received and said it was really easy to do shock!! She did the ironing, usually in her dressing-gown and slippers while she had the phone on loudspeaker. I suppose the thumping and puffing of the steam iron might have added to the atmosphere.... wink!

pompa Sat 17-Jan-15 18:08:46

I'm now starting to wonder why our phone bills are so high confused

NanKate Sat 17-Jan-15 19:51:49

I have thumping and puffing going on all the time - I call it bl**dy tinnitus.

Deedaa I could lend you my my furry boots which would go well with your diaphanous baby dolls. smile

Elegran Sun 18-Jan-15 16:12:39

Bumped for Nankate who couldn't find it.

kittylester Sun 18-Jan-15 16:41:59

I've just found this thread and I am really, really, shock

loopylou Sun 18-Jan-15 16:46:19

I have clearly led a very sheltered life blush
When I asked DH he said I'd have to pay the punter- thanks a bundle DH hmm