Grannies on the game

I've just found this thread and I am really, really,

Bumped for Nankate who couldn't find it.

I have thumping and puffing going on all the time - I call it bl**dy tinnitus.

Deedaa I could lend you my my furry boots which would go well with your diaphanous baby dolls.

I'm now starting to wonder why our phone bills are so high

Talking of ironing - I was at a neighbour's barbeque a couple of years ago and met a rather 'homely' lady and her husband there. She told us quite openly that she 'worked' on a phone-sex line. She got so much an hour for the calls that she received and said it was really easy to do !! She did the ironing, usually in her dressing-gown and slippers while she had the phone on loudspeaker. I suppose the thumping and puffing of the steam iron might have added to the atmosphere.... !

When I was on a dating site, a man contacted me asking if he could be my slave and, by the way, he had his own apron. I said thanks but no thanks (I was rather innocent in those pre-Jezabel days). A friend (male prostitute) pointed out how stupid I'd been. I could have set up an ironing business, made him do the ironing and pocketed all the profits. He would have loved it.

Very disappointed that my gardening shoes aren't going to cut it Nankate

I think that I have led a sheltered life-it does not interest me.

The therapist used surrogates to help people with sex problems. He was quite controversial in his day.

I think that sex therapist was having a giraffe, petallus. Spanking from a professional to improve the marriage?

Forgot to say - the guys had phoned the ladies first - they didn't just try it on with any guy who happened to be at the cash machine

I saw an article in the paper about two (admittedly gorgeous & young) ladies who would meet men at a cash machine, humiliate them and insist on them handing over lots of money.
That's all there was to it & the guys were loving it!!

Bondage and Discipline, petallus!

Spanking from a professional i meant to say.

I have scanned this thread for enlightenment on what the BD bit of BDSM means to no avail.

I knew a couple who went to a sex therapist who recommended a bit of S and M, in particular spanking for him. They still ended up divorced though.

BDSM not for me either, nor any form of spanking or being spanked, even though I did go to boarding school.

Don't they all anyway?

No pompa, I didn't have you pegged as one. I have never met one, not that I am aware of anyway. I did try spanking DBH once but he really really really didn't like it. Which was rather a shame, as I really did!

I too could probably manage a sex phone line or possibly being a dominatrix. Not other stuff though. In particular I'd hate to have to deal with men who like being treated like babies.

Never understood this BDSM thing, not for me.
Sex workers do have to pay tax on their earnings - interesting reading on your tax return.

The dominatrix could have a second income from wives sending their washing-up to be done!

That's no good. I would rather be a real-life dominatrix, and get them doing the ironing.

Sudden thought, maybe pompa could shed light on this?

Would a man who hates washing up when with his wife (such as my own male for example), if he had a liking for being dominated (sadly not mine), love doing it if told to get on with it by a dominatrix?

Premium rate..it goes without saying.

I wouldn't declare it unless I absolutely had to lol

Do you think they declare their extra income to the tax man?

And get a line where they have to pay a premium rate - to you.

Yay brill idea lol