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phoenix Sat 24-Sept-16 16:44:21

So, as the trial has been and gone, we are all glad that Helen won, and Rob had his true self revealed, will the rift 'tween Adam & Ian be healed?

Whose jam will be judged to be the best? Will Joe approach his final rest?

Will Grange Farm rent be paid on time?

Can I be arsed inspired to write more drivel rhyme?

Away we go!

merlotgran Wed 26-Apr-17 12:34:59

Just a tad, Lazigirl grin

merlotgran Wed 26-Apr-17 12:36:33

For all we know Rob Titchener could be Balaclava Man.

Lazigirl Wed 26-Apr-17 13:03:58

That's where he went!

Elrel Wed 26-Apr-17 22:16:27

I think Rob has had a bad influence on Tom, from when he persuaded him to disappear to Canada. Was Tom always the greedy emotionally stunted person he sounded tonight? So keen to sue David and Ruth.

merlotgran Thu 27-Apr-17 19:23:37

What's up with Pip's voice? She sounds like a girl trying to sound like a man.

Weird.

GracesGranMK2 Thu 27-Apr-17 19:29:20

Glad to see the cousins supporting each other but Pip needs reminding that a secret is only a secret when only one person knows.

AyjayF Fri 28-Apr-17 09:33:36

Am I wrong to be on Miranda's side?

phoenix Tue 02-May-17 19:12:33

Right, who's going to sign up to the "I want to slap Will Grundy, good and hard" campaign?

Please form an orderly queue........

Double slaps for having a really, really annoying accent are not only allowed, but actively encouraged grin

merlotgran Tue 02-May-17 20:42:18

Talking of accents, (I've just given Will his slap)I thought we were listening to Harrison talking to Clarrie until Alan's name was mentioned. I really can't tell them apart.

Elrel Tue 02-May-17 22:04:22

I was trying to decide who it was too, merlot, very similar voices.

phoenix Tue 02-May-17 23:16:04

Agree with you both there, you would think that the person who seems to be the only policeman who covers every incident in Ambridge (and also seems to be the coordinator for the neighbourhood speedwatch operation in Penny Hasset, if I've got the right village, ) could at least sound different from the Vicar, unless of course...........

phoenix Tue 02-May-17 23:30:03

BTW, I have upgraded Will to the 3, no let's make that 4 slap category, because I feel he is guilty of:

1) Being sexist re women on the cricket team

2) Trying to play the guilt trip thing on Emma re working evening shifts and the possible effect on George

3) That bloody "aaakkksent"

4) Being a damn miserable, moaning, negative, whinging git.

How his dog puts up with working with him I just don't know. And as for the pheasants, it wouldn't surprise me if they were throwing themselves into the line of fire of the guns in an act of mass suicide.

AyjayF Wed 03-May-17 06:45:28

I am always waiting for names to be mentioned before I know who's talking. Agree Alan + Harrison are the most confusing but some of the younger characters throw me too.

merlotgran Wed 03-May-17 09:05:22

Add Doc Locke to the Alan/Harrison mix as well. confused

Does anyone else remember when George last spoke? I think it was when he was having poaching lessons from Eddie. It had me wondering how on earth the Grundys were managing to afford the posh private school he obviously attends.

Roooaaarrrrrii, on the other hand, who really does go to a posh private school, can't speak at all. grin

GracesGranMK2 Wed 03-May-17 09:47:46

Will is a well drawn character - they exist. We have seen it with many of the other male characters too so why single out poor Will. If anything some of the other should know better.

I wonder which part of the country do those who think some of the characters 'all sound the same' come from.

GracesGranMK2 Wed 03-May-17 09:48:18

do

merlotgran Wed 03-May-17 10:04:16

I wonder which part of the country do those who think some of the characters 'all sound the same' come from

Eh? confused

NfkDumpling Wed 03-May-17 10:26:31

The ones who sound the same don't really seem to have much accent to me. confused

GracesGranMK2 Wed 03-May-17 10:34:05

I am sorry you don't understand Merlot - take the 'do' out as in my post before yours and see if it works for you.

merlotgran Wed 03-May-17 10:51:53

I come from Hampshire. DH comes from Yorkshire.

I don't see what that has to do with not being able to tell Alan from Harrison.

phoenix Wed 03-May-17 11:08:15

I'm more confused by this bit:
If anything some of the other should know better.

phoenix Wed 03-May-17 11:09:24

Actually I was brought up in Worcestershire, and can remember a lot of the local old chaps sounding exactly like Bert Fry.

Galen Wed 03-May-17 11:30:44

Black Country me!

shysal Wed 03-May-17 16:09:45

Harrison, Alan and Doc Locke all sound northern to my Oxfordshire ear. I can't tell their voices apart either.

GracesGranMK2 Wed 03-May-17 16:41:43

Some of the other characters Merlot.