It was pretty awful, but it sort of hooked you in.
Would Helen keep wearing that dreadful wig, or would one of the hairdressing team run a comb through and make it look better?
Would the Kym Marsh character keep wearing those short, ‘flippy’ skirts which frankly she looked a bit too old for?
Why did the siblings not gang up together and insist on seeing proper proof that she really was the long lost adopted sister? (Oh, of course, brother Simon was in on the whole thing, plus enjoying torrid sex with ‘Amanda’ (Claire) in a next door bedroom).
Why was the mother such a domineering, controlling old so and so, instead of letting her family take more responsibility and help to run the hotel properly?
And why on earth did she sign the POA after ‘Amanda’ had been so nasty to her?
Just needed Jill Halfpenny to turn up as the real Amanda, instead of Danni Minogue.