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A steam-clean for your vagina?

(64 Posts)
Riverwalk Fri 30-Jan-15 08:00:56

.... with the herb Mugwort for extra loveliness!

The latest must-have from Gwyneth Paltrow.

steam throne

Nelliemoser Sat 31-Jan-15 13:30:28

durhamjen grin

Nelliemoser Sat 31-Jan-15 13:37:27

I really do despair of the USA. Don't we have some better legislation about advertising so called "cures" or treatments that may be harmful?

I was looking at some mid 1800s newspapers while doing family history stuff the other day, they are full of such adverts.

Teetime Sat 31-Jan-15 16:22:09

We decided to give it a scrub with the Brillo- came up lovely !!

rosesarered Sat 31-Jan-15 17:53:56

Why does anyone in the world listen to actors?

tiggypiro Sat 31-Jan-15 18:14:42

Never been a better time to keep our legs crossed !!

mrsmopp Sat 31-Jan-15 23:15:43

They are all bonkers in La La land.

Penstemmon Sat 31-Jan-15 23:18:45

Oh bugger! I was going to buy a steam cleaner, I will have to wait now in case people think I am taking up Gwynnie's ideas! grin

Elegran Sat 31-Jan-15 23:33:25

I have just bought one, but I hadn't thought of doing that with it. The steam button is at the top of the handle, a long way away from the business end. I don't think it would be physically possible, and I am definitely not going to test it out.

Pittcity Sun 01-Feb-15 08:39:57

Surely we've all been looking after our bits for years? It's called a nice hot bath wink

Brendawymms Sun 01-Feb-15 09:39:23

Many years ago I needed a hysterectomy and it was to be done vaginally, face lift of the nether regions included. To make sure everything still fitted had to do some measuring of other parts! I laughed so much on the way home to tell OH I nearly crashed the car.
So the outcome is that I have a custom made face lift but not on my face grin

pompa Sun 01-Feb-15 10:03:35

I will never be able to look at anyone who has had a face lift in the same way again. grin

Brendawymms Sun 01-Feb-15 13:03:59

More.......

Mishap Sun 01-Feb-15 14:17:54

When I gave birth to my first DD, my OH (a doctor in the same hospital) was present and the gynaecologist and he stood together at the "business end" discussing the exact style and dimensions of how to sew up my nether regions after an episiotomy. Hmm.