Argy Bargy madness, come right in! ??

I was taught to share so I will have a go on the one with the big chopper but I will pass him on. promise

Oh yes gransal we have heard your promises before!
You always have your fingers crossed behind your back.
What happened to your promising to do latrine duties??

I have chucked out the coffee/elephant dung, I was starting to crave peanuts ( and the one thing you cannot dare to eat in The Argy are the peanuts!)
So.... have lured George Clooney back here, just for mornings ( he has filming to do in the afternoons) with his Nespresso machine ......his only condition is that we don’t tie him to it again.

Of course we won’t lemon (snigger fingers crossed behind my back too) ??

Well Doodle I only promised that we wouldn’t tie him to it, we could always chain him to it, or superglue him to it.
GrannyGravy13 was hanging around him and eyeing him up, and George started shaking ( think he is downing too much caffeine.)

I told him that age was catching up with him and that when the film parts dried up he could have a bar job here.
He laughed a lot, so think he was pleased.

Excuse me lemon but grannygravy insisted on having all the firemen. She can’t have George too.....even if he is getting past his prime ?

Thanks for changing the coffee Lemon, my skin was getting a bit leathery. I’m going back on the poteen for a while, at least I know how to cope with the side effects from that

Good choice!

Am in early today to do a bit of a clean up, who left all these
Peanut wrappers all over the floor, and who’s that slumped in the chair by the fire? It’s George! What happened, he looks exhausted?!
Doodle!!

What have you ladies done to poor George? I’ll have to take him home so he can recover now. I’ll bring him back tonight, but Doodle will have to treat him carefully.

I’ll have him all to myself for a bit.
He can have a nice rest in my house.

You can have him now maddy I’ve finished with him ?

Ah, but George loves ME!!! He trembles when he sees me approach!

I am prepared to go on the "Who takes care (snort!) of George today?" list, but on my day I want him returned in good condition. Be gentle with him you lot, and Maddy, don't break him. Make sure he is fine fettle for the Argy tomorrow. He is about the only thing the establishment has going for it

I think super-gluing him to his coffee maker is a good idea Lemon. I like your style. (Have we used super-glue to detain men punters before?)

I am nipping down to the docks again in a minute, in my fetching leather cat-suit, to try and waylay some sailors or a dashing naval captain rustle up some much-needed custom for the Argy. All the men in uniform seemed to have been nabbed and nobbled by tarty regulars with big jugs huge amounts of that toxic poteen.

Ok I confess, George helped me to celebrate my birthday yesterday and I fear my over exuberance may have traumatised him ?????? Fortunately the firemen were on hand to extinguish the flames (an abundance of candles???)

I shall while away an hour hiding behind the sofa I have fizz and will share ????

Ok I know the temperature has rocketed and we are having a heatwave but really lemon do you have to walk around like that.?? You’ll frighten the neighbours (let alone the firemen) ?

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Yes, I really do!
It’s been so hot today I decided to go topless, ah! The freedom of it.
Actually, am a bit miffed that only you have noticed Doodle ?

Anyhoo, join me in a pint of iced creme de menthe?

Time to hit the sack so am locking up the bar for the night.....to anyone still lurking in here, you can bunk up with Trev, Thor and Big Jim in the cellar, and I will let you out in the morning.

Just found the recipe for a lovely moonshine, courtesy of my soujourn to the good ole US of A many years ago. It lasted for 7 years so I have perfected the recipe.I may drip feed it to George, just to remind him of home of course. I know I have latrine duties so after a pint of moonshine that place will sparkle. As long as you have your sparkle glasses on.

Well done gransal.....that’s the spirit! Literally.
We do love a drop of moonshine here.?
It’s happy hour soon, I shall ease my bulk onto a stool and wait for Thor to open the bar.

Mornin' all.

Been on holiday duties for a couple of weeks, helping prep some cricketers for a forthcoming bash with the men from Oz. Have been part of the warm up team, mostly involving massage of cricketers and their bats.

Use of linement very interesting, strangely 'nuff it tasted good with LEMON and ice cubes, sorry to shout but this is so exciting.

Apparently some of the totty the cricketers are having afternoon tea today with soop's lot??? Why??

Will report back later, just off for a quick swig of linement cup of delicious, refreshing tea. Lemon should we start stocking tea !!??

I'll lasso invite some of the cricketers over to the Argy later, for research purposes only. We can ask them about googlies perhaps?

Maybe they will bowl a few maidens over! Nothing beats a full toss

Tea? TEA?! What are things coming to? This is a bar not a vicar’s tea party.
We do coffees, but only in the morning ( and if George Clooney feels up to manning the Nespresso machine.)
Those cricketers sound good though,Carillion yes, send them here later ( rubs hands happily.)

Meno !
Couldn't have put it better myself.

Rightyo lemon, they're on there way, apparently they're going to be a bit busy, on and off for the next few days with the geezers gents from Oz but have heard rumours great things about The Argy! ??

Meno said she's baggsied the twelfth man because he only serves booze so has the most energy