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Daily Challenge #12 (Mon 20 April) - make us smile with your Q&A jokes

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CariGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 20-Apr-20 09:35:13

We are feeling a touch Monday morning-ish here at GNHQ, so today's challenge is to make us (and everyone) smile with your favourite jokes. To keep it simple, we are asking for short and sweet Q&A jokes (What do you call etc etc)

Very much looking forward to seeing what you come up with. As ever, will start you off with one of ours...

Q - What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A - Philippe Philoppe

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Annaram1 Fri 24-Apr-20 11:48:26

What did the picture say to the wall? "I've been framed."

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HiPpyChick57 Wed 22-Apr-20 19:37:07

Merrellina i’m crying at your joke. I don’t understand it but it’s hilarious ?

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Pittcity Wed 22-Apr-20 16:55:01

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts.

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Notthecatsmother Tue 21-Apr-20 13:49:00

What do you call a spider with no legs?
A current

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henetha Tue 21-Apr-20 11:19:19

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off an Alp

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CariGransnet (GNHQ) Tue 21-Apr-20 09:56:09

A pleasure Bathsheba - and thanks to you all for making us smile too. Just what we needed.

Mollygo yours reminded me of another joke about two cats swimming the channel.

The English cat in Dover was called One Two Three and the French cat in Calais, Un Deux Trois.

Both cats jumped in and started swimming at exactly the same time, but which cat won?

A - the English cat because Un Deux Trois cat sank grin

(works better verbally, I appreciate)

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Nana3 Tue 21-Apr-20 07:33:03

Where do flies go in the winter?

Up the chimney 'cause it 'soots' them.

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Wenz Tue 21-Apr-20 07:14:00

I became addicted to the hokey cokey but thankfully I turned myself around.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn't peeling well.

Why did Dracula visit his doctor?
He couldn't stop coffin.

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Wenz Tue 21-Apr-20 07:00:38

Since lockdown I have been speaking to a spider. Nice guy. Works in web design.

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Wenz Tue 21-Apr-20 06:59:54

What do you call a man holding up a car?
Jack.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
What do you call a woman who's legs are the same length?
Nolene.

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Mollygo Mon 20-Apr-20 22:20:27

Q. Why was six afraid of seven?
A. Because Seven eight nine

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lizzypopbottle Mon 20-Apr-20 21:59:09

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things.

Doctor: Take these pills. If they don't work, get me a colour TV.

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lizzypopbottle Mon 20-Apr-20 20:53:36

Patient: Doctor, doctor, what can you give me for my liver?

Doctor: Here's a pound of onions!

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Blinko Mon 20-Apr-20 20:28:03

Q: What d'you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No idea..

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Blinko Mon 20-Apr-20 20:25:59

Q: What d'you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Do you thinkhesaurus...

Q: What d'you call a dinosaur with one eye and a dog?
A: DoyouthinkhesaurusRex.

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merrellina Mon 20-Apr-20 20:15:57

Q What is the difference between a duck ?

A One of its legs is both the same.

I was told this many years ago ( in the sixties) still dont understand it ! !

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Bathsheba Mon 20-Apr-20 19:10:24

Q. How do you make a Viennese Whirl?

A. Put him on a merry-go-round.

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Bathsheba Mon 20-Apr-20 18:41:29

lizzypop I LOVE your weasel and stoat one! I laughed out loud at that!!!

CariGransnet thanks for this thread - it has really cheered me up just when I needed it most.

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CherryCezzy Mon 20-Apr-20 18:37:53

Not sure what to make of this one but here goes ...

Q: What do you call a camp site?
A: Julian Clary

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MissAdventure Mon 20-Apr-20 18:31:28

What do you call a teenaged rabbit?

A pubic hare.

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HiPpyChick57 Mon 20-Apr-20 18:18:43

Q. What can go up the pipe down but can’t go down the pipe up?
A. An umbrella

Q. What do you call a nun on a bicycle?
A. A cyclist!

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nipsmum Mon 20-Apr-20 18:17:24

What happened to the paperboy, He blew away.

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MissAdventure Mon 20-Apr-20 18:08:20

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

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dontmindstayinghome Mon 20-Apr-20 17:26:04

did you hear the one about the blind skunk?
It fell in love with a fart.

What do you call a Dinosaur with no eyes?
A dyathinkesaurus.

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grandMattie Mon 20-Apr-20 17:12:38

Stop! Stop! They are so awful, I can’t stop laughing...

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