Monday: Miss MaryDoll’s Marvellous Maths Mayhem.

Sorry Miss just read my PM's

Pleese Miss I not got nuffink in my endo dat I’m awear of ?
kalu bees karful dat picshure mite be of d soap miss as lef me. I dunno wy I as two wash my mouf out I waz onlee bein kin to craftygranny she did sae she wonted a stiffgit miss you goes bak an lok. Itz not fare pants as so mane stiffgits and pour craftygrany’s not got wun. ?

I carnt do these Miss
I went to a party and drank punch but left before that man so it weren't me

Norsat, I'm so sorry I missed your PM. ? for you!

I got a pm from Miss. I got my sums rite fur furst time. Am deelited cos am not gud at maffs. I might get a stiffgit now cos I dont hav a stiffgit of mine oan.
I hope my stiffgit can fit in mine leter box

I dont want a stiffkit, I want sum of MissMary's tablet.
A boxful please.

Woz he a boxer? ?

Oh Miss that tabblit luks so yummee! Kan yoo giv my mum yore ressapee pleez? Ile ars her to maik lodes ov it so we kan awl av sum at skul!

Oh grannywn sowy it woz probly yous wot wonted a stiffgit not craftygranny. Miss, Miss ? pweese Miss to tol yous sumwun wonted a stiffgit. Sea I didn mak it up. ??? sowy Miss I no iz woowd to spek wiv yous mouf ful but deeze bubbles keyp cumin out ?

grannynw iz yous letter box a ufamizm ☺️

I oanly finked of dat after I sed it. I fink I hav got rood since I came to this skool. You is all very norty

Ooh Doodle, GrannyNW mussn put the Stiffgit in er bocs.....?. it muss be dlivred by ‘and, afour mowntin in er bedrwm?

Just as wel I didn’t say I wos wurryed my leter box was to smal coz I got a fuzzy flap on it to keep out the draft

grannywn ???

Sactly, GrannyNW! Thass wot appnd to mi first Stiffgit....it ad bits o mi fuzzee flapp orl ova it?. So I skowrd it wiv Vim but mi fuzzee flapp an the Stiffgit wozn saym afta!

Grannynannywanny

pants iz got a bwass wun wiv an andle so dat shoun appen to myne ?

doodle av you ever yoosed brasso on it?

It reely is tablit Doodle eye jus eight it butt I needs an apil two clean mi teeths. Thi ta lit is reely good Callistemon Eye howp yoo get sum.

Mi lettaboks izernt fluffy but its got a big flap on de insyed ov de dor to stop jrarfts. A stiffgit wood go threw but i havernt got wun yet ? ile av two bee gooda den i mite get wun ??

Am worryed if mine leter box is to smal my nayber mite get mine stiffgit.
I doant wont to heer her mountin mine stiffgit on hers woll.
I been waytin too long allredy

Wel, mi poseman tells me he wud ratha pwt the Stiffgit in mi ‘and than tri pwshin it two ard pass mi fuzzee flapp so now wen I see im cummin with the Stiffgit , I mayk shoor I’m reddee fore im........?

I woz sittin in mine gardin and mine nayber has axed me wots rong. She finks I am cryin. I had to moov inside. I kant say am tokkin to norty girlz bout how I mite heer her mountin a stiffgit on her woll.
She mite fink am norty like yoo lot heer

Thanks for the cake and apple Miss which I needed after a busy morning.

There are umpteen scenarios for poisoning but I won't post any more as you must be worn out after Friday's marathon class!

Best wishes.

Puzzler, you were one of the first, but missed your PM, as I had so many. ? for you and an ? to make up for my incompetence!