Wednesda: Miss MaryDoll's Wacky and Wild, Wayward Maths Class.

Issit Trumps skin?

Pittcity

Mawnin evewy one. It wainin ere I ope the sun cums bak sooon.

I fink I no wot the orynj fing is, do I av to pee em the ansa?

It luks lik mi leg - is it sellulite Miss?

Pleez Miss is ther culler rellervent aw cood it bee enny culler?

MawB should you not drive from your home to maybe Oxford to test your eyes first?

I av PM’ed yoo Miss abowt that piktur.

Miss Charley sowy yous got to goes two opistal. Ope deys nyce to yous and yous duz well in der twials.
Ooh Miss Maw ru nuver scawey teechr. Yous kan being yous dog two klass coz we lik aminals ?

Miss Charley is dat posst dat yous rit two Miss Maw wun of does in u endos? ?

Wy yoo sae Miss Charley as to go to opistal Doods? She avin a tryal an tryals yoojlee appen in corts, wiv a juj an slistas an fings. Im furrowlee confyoosd now.

I jus ad anubba gud luk at the norinj piksher an I fink i mite no wot it iz!

Good luck charleygirl. Ur brave - eyes being touched - shuddderr. Miss shud giv u extra cak 4 bein brave.

I have bought a shewee for when I am allowed out. I don’t know why I have written that except I only have myself to talk to. Although I confess to spending a lot of evening time on Netflix Party with family.

Still struggling with the pictchurr. I will kum back when I have had coffee. Ie more coffee.

If dat piktur is wot I fink it is, we av wun in de shed.

Doodle ?
Feelingmyage ?

Two of our very clever pupils, Bathsheba and Craftygranny have solved the picture puzzle.
For both of you, a special gift.? It is a magical gift, it can be anything you want it to be.

Marydoll all I can say about your mystery pikshur is
SEE A DOCTOR AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!
(Or it might be a close up of the Donald)

I noe! Issa AIROPLAYNE wot Neezyjet az...✈️

Ooh fanks Miss. Yay a mistree gif wot kan bee ennyfink i wont. Oh, wot shal i chooz? Its so ard kos I kep finkin ov lots ov diffran fings an karn maek up mi mined. I wiw av to wate fore plaetim an then i kan ars mine frens to elp me dissyde.

Thanks for the apple Miss. I've been in garage and shed today tidying up etc and don't know if I have one . Might go down again.

Fank u Miss, a majikal pryz. Mmm I myt let it be a wyzerd so he can dekoraet my livin ruum or sumfin for me puppy,
maebee i wil fink a bit lonnga. Oh I dunno wot to pik.

Justwidowed ?
Wila ?

bath Miss C is goin to an ospital to av a twial to elp er eyes. She iznt in twubil wiv der poleece coz she’s a nyce laydee.
bath an craftygranny yous cud ask four lots of curly wurlys ?
Oh I got der sum rite now I goin to twy d uver fing. I goin two kep mynes aple till willa cum den we kan shar it.?

If Miss Charley az dwops in er iz I wunner if shell see if we post der rood wurd. ?

willa we kan eet hour apels now if yu got wun two. Iz yu idin gen or is yous in detenshun ?

I fink day picshure lok like myne endo wen iz kold wiv goosbums.............cept my endo snot owange ?

Praps itz Donnawl Twumps endo *Doods". Bwyte norinj to mach is faiss,

Top 'o de mornin Miss, Gurls! Doodle fankyoo fer finkin o' me. We git lots of appols atween us, 'n we kin havem at resess.

Got te push de 'autocorrect' butin.

Top of the morning girls! Doodle, it's so nice for you to think of me. Between the two of us, we have enough apples to share at recess.

Your in my prayers Charleygirl.... Hope everything goes well today. Maw! Welcome back...really happy to see you here.

Oops...autocorrect brouk agin! Gurls, were ar ye?