I have 'entitled' neighbours that I'm surface-friendly with (but dislike intensely). We exchange small Christmas gifts and chat occasionally (grrr).
Examples of their demands and/or crimes:
Can I please:
never have bonfires or barbeques? (they don't like it)
stop my dog barking? (she doesn't often)
remove my tree as it's leaves sometimes go on their lawn?
(I actually did, but wish I hadn't now)
ask my neighbour on the other side to put out his bonfire?
(reluctantly did)
tell my daughters not to sunbathe in the garden? (er, nope)
stop my cat going in their garden? (bit difficult)
ban my guests from smoking outside? (not really)
prevent any plants from growing through or over the fence?
(bit difficult again, but I'll try)
stop my grandchildren being noisy in the paddling pool?
(probably not, no)
tell visitors not to park across my drive as they like to pull out that way? (WTF?)
remove my fence so that they can drive in/out across my drive (no, actually!)
tell other neighbours to remove their van from outside my house (why and why me?)
things they did (or do) without even asking:
built their extension on my land
put their scaffolding on my drive, patio and roof
park across my drive
told my friend firmly that she couldn't park across my drive
cut back every millimeter of encroaching vegetation and fling it over the fence (whereas I trim their monster hedge and dispose of the clippings)
poison my plants with weedkiller
build high decking and destroy our privacy
(worst of all) make an incredible racket every (all) weekend with hedge trimmer, lawnmower, strimmer and powerwasher, deafening then drenching us!
wonderful people, neighbours!