I'm going abroad for the first time since having both my hips replaced. My husband says they'll set all the alams off when I go through security. Although he was joking it's got me wondering. Has anybody had experience of this.
German voters slide inexorably to common sense …
. Just warn them you have implants and they will ask you to step to one side and usually a lady will hand wand you down and may pat down your hips just to check. They are very used to it. 
And I think we should all keep quiet about the hemorrhoid suppositories.)

