Mr P has just complained about his dinner, who's right, him or me?

Yeah, right.

OK. 'Grasp your sausage and straighten it!'

That's where I've been going wrong.

Excellent post merlot, you do make me laugh.

merlot always "gets" me, we've been bantering for quite a while

It takes one to know one

Glad to hear it Phoenix. I however don't but it takes all sorts.

Indeed it does,*Saak*, indeed it does.

Perhaps I'm wrong (often am) but you seemed to be saying something along the lines of "I get you Phoenix" on another thread, along with a thinly veiled implication that I was a bit thick and needed things explained to me.

Not sure what you mean Phoenix? I address each thread by the content of what it is opened by then the postings after. Everyone has different experiences/feelings about each thread, well that is my understanding anyway.

Romance scam blog/thread, posts this evening.

I also wouldn't throw too much into cooking for him all the time. But then again that's me. If he complained I'd tell him to bloody do it himself, not post what fantastically balanced menu's you create.

Why are you crossing over with different threads? What is said on one surely stays there? It's a different subject and people think differently/react differently on each.

I was just about to ask how long you cook them for Phoenix as it sounds a good alternative to a full roast.. sorry still but I for one am interested.

Yes I am interested in the rest of the recipe !

Oh Saak, you really aren't a very nice person, are you?

FYI, not that you will be remotely interested, previous threads have included falling in a wheelie bin, underwear malfunctions on trains and other places, and various topics . I will confess to having once posted about cooking gammon at Christmas, but the content hardly counted as a recipe. (Members who have been around longer than you will "get" it)

I think your comment that I am posting about "my fantastically balanced menus" is borderline rude/offensive, but on reflection that does seem to be your preferred style.

Most of us 'get', phoenix if we've been around a while and have a sense of humour!

Who can forget the anti Idiot curse! Might need it again soon phoenix.

Wise words from Abe Lincoln "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."

OK Anya I'll shut up then.

Not you!!

Oh, I see!

Sorry. I didn't for one minute consider you would think that.

"Cooking" the gammon? phoenix - wasn't it cursing the gammon?

(Ignore, if you can, someone getting the wrong end of the stick and then beating you about the head with it)

or is it because he has to help prepare them LOL

It sounds like a visual feast XX

Have you got room for me too on Sunday phoenix ? I will need to be back by 7pm to go to the pub quiz though. This is turning into one of our infamous virtual parties (which lots of us 'got' and no doubt a few others did not).

I am one of those miserable gits that don't "get" virtual parties , however I do enjoy tongue in the cheek threads and am taken aback when the cold water brigade ride in all afire ......... oh dear mixed metaphor there !