vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

Maybe a feather duster on a stick would be better - or even a chimney sweep? Those cobwebs get everywhere!

If your privates smell of fish that usually means you have bacterial vaginosis. This is an infection, but it's not an STI. It's treated with antibiotics.

The vagina does have a natural smell to it, but it shouldn't be fishy. That indicates a problem.

Are lady gardens the same as front bottoms???

Oh dear, aren't they self cleaning, like ovens. Reminds me of the time I dated a Doctor, many moons ago. I told him, I had my period, and couldn't go stay with him, he was disgusted by it. He said ladies periods are revolting????. Needless to say we didn't go too far in our relationship. Men like him encourage woman to do daft things like steam clean.

Megs36 yes, apparently.

This is one of the -- fanniest-- - sorry funniest threads I have seen on here.

Thank you ladies -and Gynneth Paltrow for giving me a much needed chuckle

Actually, it is only funny because we all know better!

I shudder to think what teenage girls who are too shy to ask their mothers about personal hygiene might get up to.

They are self-cleaning. If you're that worried about it, a little water (no soap, no douche, no perfumes) should suffice.

Thanks to ag nurse for her superior knowledge.??

In Paris maybe not with steam, but certainly internal clean considered essential.

Surely a good hoovering prior to a steam clean, but not too warm!

Yes, Joanna Lumley did something similar but, if I remember correctly, she sat on a stool with a hole in the seat and a fire was lit beneath her. Her expression during this procedure was so amusing. (I am guessing when this was done for real no underwear was worn!)

Merlot. - you rock! ?

Megs36. Pretty much the same, but to me “Lady garden” is more to do with trimming and growth, eg. Hollywood or Landing Strip! ?

HAHAHAHA!

Ok ladies....let's share some "duh" moments with each other...for a laugh...and perhaps help each other realize we're not the only dumb a**! Here's one for ya....I sat down on the toilet to pee, and was thinking about something else, wiped myself and then realized I hadn't even gone pee yet!!?

I’m trying to imagine how the process works. Do you sit on a sort of loo seat with a bowl of water with a fire under it? Sort of ear candling only down there?

LollieLove. So, did you pee on your hand?

They used to say that snorting cocaine was God’s way of telling you that you had too much money ........!

dragonfly46 You mentioned "I expect it goes with the colonic irrigation - it all sounds far too painful for me!"

Here is one person's experience with it.

www.theguardian.com/travel/2002/mar/09/restandrelaxation.shopping

Read it to the end. Life will never be the same again.

I wonder if anyone can write an article on vaginal steam cleaning too!

I think Gwyneth Paltrow ain't "The full shilling"...what is she gonna come up with next...steam cleaning your vagina....she is just an attention seeker coming up with more and more rubbish all the time. She should stick to acting.

I don't think stones up there is a good idea, one sneeze and I'd shoot myself in the foot!

Tallulahbelle. She can’t act, either!

Menopaws. ?

I think soon Hoovers/Steam clean mops will be coming with lots of Extra attachments..."Bush Trimming" maybe..!

" the tool that does everything bar hoover your carpets"

reminds me of the first Black n Decker Drill I bought many years ago, it had various attachments for sawing/drilling /sanding it was a right fag to keep swapping them about.

Oh what a laugh I have had reading these posts- really cheered me up