The Old Argy Bargy Bar....a new lease of life!

Does Lemon realise that the new llama is a female? The other three are very frisky. We could put her at the front of the race and the other three will run like the wind to get there first.
Only problem baby llamas!

Laura I have put a soothing pint of poteen on the bar for you and a nice soft cushion to sit on.

Thank you AGA, very kind of you. Phew it’s certainly speeded up the ironing, I’ve now completed 52 check tea towels but am running short of headbands, those firemen are very demanding.
Any chance of resurrecting Omar Sharif for one night only, please.

What a hunk he was but we will have to make do with the Admiral and the Captain. They do look quite dashing in their outfits and will look even better after a few pints of poteen.

Those llamas are annoying the lady one but she is ignoring them.

Racing llamas. Hmmm. Yes I think I might consider that.
Ok. I’ll dress up as Omar Shariff and Gnasher and I will win. I think you need to feed him the Sunset sherbet as an enema Lemon I will leave that to you. Just let me know when we’re starting.

An enema? Lemon have you got the full kit, funnel, tube etc? You cannot improvise with a length of garden hose!

And "borrowing" a sprinkler won't work either!

(Sorry, new to the bar, may not quite of got the hang of it yet )

Maybe a squirt from the soda syphon would work. I have my purple and pink silks. I shall be Sheik Fancy Dettori and ride Allama-Clock, not quite the Arab stallion I dreamed of but needs must

I will be on grasper. Come back! He has just run off screaming.

Would it help if I walked among you with a tray of complimentary nuts?

No Phoenix there are enough nuts here already thanks!
Must say you look alluring in your belly dancer outfit, you could pull easily tonight, just make sure that your nipple tassels don’t get caught in the reins when you ride Humphrey (or anything else) later on .
You look to have had a few Sheik Rattle and Rolls by the way you’re staggering about, or have you borrowed Callistemon’s pink high heels?

Right, just let me shove this ginger up where the sun don’t shine ....eeeeeek! Wow! That should keep me going all night long... better than my usual pep pills is that.
Oh! Was that meant for Gnasher?

I can’t tell who’s who with all those check tea towels on bonces, although that large cactus stands out ( Thor) hope he isn’t getting too hot and sweaty in there, I may have to take him to the cellar to cool off....we could relax in the tent dress,
And maybe sin, on a tiger skin.

You’re up next Laura with the karaoke.....what are you going to entertain us with?

Thought I’d do an Earths Kitt as I’m looking for an old fashioned millionaire, hopefully an oil rich very very old sheik.

Anyone's welcome to my high heels, however, no-one's having my fluorescent socks!
I've changed into my Carmen Miranda outfit.

Now, who's for
Chica Chica Boom Chic?

Where's my sailor?

Probably over the sea and far away, *Callistemon=, if I know anything about sailors, which of course I dont.

That is of course not counting what the nuns told me ?

High heels!?, With my feet!

Does Thor do pedicures?

Someone should calm those frisky llamas, otherwise that poor lady llama will give us a baby in eleven months according to google. As if nine months isn’t bad enough, poor llamas.

Think Thor doth thoroughly thor feet.
I’m sure yours are thoroughly thor in those shoes

Phoenix a very very drunk Captain is looking for you....
He’s been giving you the glad eye all night, and you know what they say...any port in a storm!?Just don’t let him lure you into his cabin or you could end up in Jakarta by Sunday.

phoenix ?

A girl in every port - that's sailors for you

Laura Your old fashioned millionaire is winking at you ....
The very old Sheik leaning on the kitchen door and clutching
A pint of Sunset Sherbet! He won’t last long by the look of him....and neither will you by the thound, I mean sound of you ( drunken hussy.)

Are you sure it’s not a tic

I’m just popping out for some air ( sort of) two fireman have invited me to slide down their pole....so off to the firestation we go, laters!

Hope he lasts long enough to sign the cheque, we could do with a new jacuzzi in the cellar, and gold taps on the bar would please Thor