You really made me roar with laughter, Urms - "what fresh hell is this?" You only carry on like that so you can find a reason for a chilled glass and a little sit down. We know!
Muse good news and bad news. Please don't worry at what might sound like bad news. Lots of kiddies have 'heart' worries. I had a GD who worried us to bits when she was 3. A couple of years later no one had any idea as to why her 'murmur' had disappeared. But it's never been a cause for concern right through to adulthood. Fingers crossed for his job interview! Careful with those arrows......
Would that be the Severn Bridge, corner? Had an interesting journey many years ago. After visiting my Mum in Somerset, I was travelling to London and then to Paris. I caught the train where I knew I should then change trains at Bristol Temple Meads for London. I listened for the announcement - none came. I stayed put. The train set off and then it went very dark. Mmmm! Please don't say we are in the Severn Tunnel. When the train finally stopped at a small station, I got off and asked a rather surprised platform sweeper, "where's this, please?" Newport, he said. OK, we seem to have turned left and we're definitely not going to London this way then. I remember sitting alone and patiently waiting for a train going the other way. Obviously I chose the slower way to get to Paris.
Sleep tight all, sweet dreams and get well soon all those with struggles. A huge hug for Panache, maybe a small anti-malarkey hand grenade for Cherry, and a much better day tomorrow, soop.
Nighty night from a drizzly South of France. x