Hello lovelies
Unfortunately soop has already left the building !!
But, I was going to say - and hope you pick this up on the morrow, my dear - I was so pleased that you explained your accident. They always seem much better when explained. Firstly I am so sorry you are hurt - and hitting your head x 2 is really not clever. Egg shaped lumps? Horrible. BUT, you have cheered me greatly by not only being able to explain the fall, how you fell, why you fell, you also showed that you cared not a damn, by weeing on the floor. Love it! Well, maybe it's a buggeration if you have to clear it up, but at least you only misjudged the seat. Do you wake up and stay in the dark when you do your midnight loo visits? Hope not. If you do, that must stop because you will do yourself some serious harm. I am so glad you never just fell and have no idea why. You're a real trouper to come back on here in the morning and make comical remarks about banks and bluddy scam 'phone calls.
So pleased you will have a new car and be able to spend time polishing your new method of driving. We still have one of each here - a manual and an automatic. I must admit I do tend to get a little over-excited in the manually gearboxed one and very occasionally 'Someone' points out that I might like to give some attention to a gear change!? That's not very often, but it does make me think just how easy an automatic is. Have great fun with your new toy and plenty of vinegar & brown paper applications for those head bumps!
Shame Paxo missed young Duncan - she wouldn't have liked him, though. He may be a total love and a bit of a dish, but she has never liked another cat, including the one she lives with. She only likes people. Yes, that sort of cat !!
We shall all make a note of young Fern's preferences so that we can start a Christmas fund early for her festive meals, since you and Mr S will probably be in the poor house by then, soop.
Syn your description of Mr Syn's collisions with the porcelain are hilarious, (naughty, but hilarious). ?
Have a good evening and a safe, peaceful night's sleep all. Stay in bed - it's bound to be safer. x